If you "dance like no one is watching", chances are someone is recording you and hundreds of thousands of people might watch you dance. amirite?

I wish this was true so the dude I work next to can see how ridiculous he looks.

150 million dollars is less than 0.1% of Elon Musks net worth, amirite?

Yesterday he lost 15 billion dollars and is still the 2nd richest person.

Passengers napping while you're driving is a huge compliment. Like, they trust you enough to believe that they can sleep and will wake up alive later, as you're maneuvering a fast hunk of steel amongst other fast hunks of steel. amirite?

Maybe they are just putting their life in gods hands. You could just as easily kill them while they are awake and in a car with you.

The Strokes was to rock what mumble rap is to hip-hop (but in a good way) amirite?
@88080808088 Definitely stolen

I've been a big fan of The Strokes since 2001 and I was re-listening to their last album and thinking how indie rock used to be fun and not caring and how they managed to do that again. Then it hit me. If you think it was stolen just google it, it's easy enough. Spoiler alert: it's not.

The universe literally exists in the middle of nowhere. amirite?

We're actually l i t e r a l l y in the the m i d d l e.

We Are The Highest Intelligent Species In The Cosmos, amirite?

Look up the Fermi paradox!

Until the last century, most of the world based their economy on shiny yellow rocks. amirite?

Today shiny vaccines

Without changing the functionality of USB ports, we could surely come up with an easier way to plug them in on the first try. amirite?

If they don't already have a symbol marked on it. Use a sharpie and move on in life to important questions. Like do you pour milk over cereal or the other way around.

Babies had to die, before realizing honey was not okay for babies. amirite?
Babies had to die, before realizing honey was not okay for babies. amirite?
@ImMemeLord Wait since when is it not ok for babies? What does it do to them? It's the first time I hear about that.

Honey helps with sore throats I was sick with a cold a couple weeks ago and lemon water with a little bit of honey in it helped a ton

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?

OP got cut off by a Chevy pickup today lol.

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
@Unaviable you have to be drunk to get a RAM over any other truck. Hell, the Japanese trucks on the market are better than any...

Yeah but your fellow rig pigs will laugh at you for buying anything that isn't an F250 or bigger so you who's the smart one now /s

People crap on BMW drivers for being rude but not nearly enough contempt is heaped on Chevy pickup owners who are the most hostile drivers on earth, amirite?
We love being attached to inanimate objects because they can't die or leave us, amirite?

Yes but they can break

You smoke a joint before a meal. You smoke a cigarette after a meal. amirite?