+596Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty will be pretty ticked when they realize they all married Prince Charming, amirite?
+531I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo and got mauled. People were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage. A friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent, for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage which would attack anybody who climbed in, amirite?
+640You're not crying because you're cutting the onion... You're crying because the onion telepathically sends you insults while you cut it to punish you. amirite?
+680Cool thing to do: Read the ingredients of something a friend is eating then stop midway and ask something like "What is Ar-se-nic? Did i say it right?", amirite?
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+847Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here." The helium doesn't react. amirite?
+898Computer games don't affect kids. For example, Pac Man. If THAT affected kids, they'd be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive, electronic mus- wait... amirite?
+1,336It's awkward when you're hiding behind a shower curtain, waiting to murder someone, but they check while going to the bathroom, and then you can't murder them, amirite?
+2,084I think there is more good than evil in this world. It's just that a bomb sounds louder than a hug. amirite?