+4,000When someone says "Thank you Captain Obvious" a good response is "You're welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm", amirite?
+550iTunes could put "We own your soul" in the Terms and Conditions and people would still agree without reading it. amirite?
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+830At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants. ... amirite?
+799There's a little truth in every JK. There's a little curiosity in every JW. There's a little knowledge in every IDK. And there's a little emotion in every IDC. amirite?
+6,608Toddlers are like drunk people. They are always falling over, they mumble complete nonsense, food never makes it all the way into their mouth, they get very loud when they dont get their way and they pee/poop themselves without any guilt. amirite?