I bet it sucks to find out your daughter's a huge slut, amirite?
@SailPlane This girl in my grade a while back lost her virginity to her bf in a horse stable at the age of either 12 or 13. :O

But she was 12, and she wasn't forced, she bragged about it, and they were only dating for a few weeks ._.

@1781465

My handwriting likes you, too. You guys should hang out sometime and what not.

Gay geneticists must love designer genes, amirite?
@SailPlane Bo Burnham.

He's my phone wallpaper c;

Gay geneticists must love designer genes, amirite?

Bo Burnham.

Jewish people have nice eyebrows, amirite?
@Well they can't afford not to

I'm pretty sure money flies out of their asses. Or they at least piss coins.

Jewish people have nice eyebrows, amirite?
@Egotistical I had nice eyebrows once.

Did they die under the use of drugs?

You haven't lived until you have woken up at 3:00 AM to eat a Krabby Patty, amirite?
You haven't lived until you have woken up at 3:00 AM to eat a Krabby Patty, amirite?
@SailPlane I believe it was 2:00AM.

I'm being rude? I'm agreeing with you, lol.

You haven't lived until you have woken up at 3:00 AM to eat a Krabby Patty, amirite?
@SailPlane I believe it was 2:00AM.

I do not recall making that comment. And also, yes, it was clearly 3am. How the fuck did I not remember that when I made that comment. Oh, yes, because I'm a stupid asshole.

It's annoying when you mention a song you like and someone says "That's an old song" as if that makes it bad. Music that is truly great is able to withstand the test of time, and you'll enjoy listening to it years after it was released as much as you did the first time you heard it, amirite?

Music doesn't have a fucking expiration date.

Just like the sound of nails on a chalkboard, you don't like the sound of Styrofoam being rubbed together, amirite?
Just like the sound of nails on a chalkboard, you don't like the sound of Styrofoam being rubbed together, amirite?
@Emperorerror When would I hear Styrofoam being rubbed together?

When I force my oh-so impressive collection of living Styrofoam to have an orgy so that I may drive myself insane and die.