god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

I had no idea so many other people loved murder as much as I do! We should all go out to coffee! I won't even poison your drinks, promise. This is great. :D

Bisexual - Sticking your hands down someones pants and being happy with whatever you find, amirite?

I like turtles.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@656026

Hurricanes rape people! D:

It's weird to think that love is nothing more than a chemical reaction in the brain designed to help us find the one person that will provide us with the most productive offspring. amirite?

I don't think it's designed for that, I think it's just a consequence of higher thinking and complex emotions. After all, not all loving relationships result in offspring.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@soccerfan I kinda feel bad for the OP, everyone's making fun of them and they're just doing the best they can with what...

Look at his other posts; his English is fine. :P

Must have been drunk or something, haha. Or trolling.

Statistically, 9/11 Americans will be offended by this message, amirite?
@StJimmy Come on. Really? 9/11 isn't something to joke about. There are probably people who will read this that lost someone...

If we can't laugh at ourselves then haven't the terrorists essentially won? If we're still grave faced and terrorized by their deed, then they have succeeded in what they intended to do: not to destroy property or even to kill Americans, but to enforce terror.

I mean sure, there's a grace period, but it's been nearly ten years now. If we never moved on, then we'd be breaking under the weight of the Crusades, the Bubonic Plague, the eradication of Native Americans, European Imperialism, World War I, The Great Depression, World War II, Pearl Harbor, the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, The Holocaust, MLK's assassination, Rwandan Genocide, and Stephanie Meyers. Humor lightens up a bad situation.

@BreakfastFan Credits roll But did you know that Morgan has really been married twice and is in the process of separating...

Holy crap, I just had an epiphany. Morgan Freeman totally has a (typically) woman's name. I didn't realize until just now when you referred to him without his last name.

I've got to sit down for a minute.

Girls: sometimes you wonder what happens to a guy's penis when he sits down to crap on the toilet, i mean, do they just let it hang there or what? Amirite?
@Ellen That's..... Weird....

Actually it's pretty normal for girls not to have penises. :o

13 year olds should not be in college, regardless how smart they are, amirite?

I've yet to see a 13 year-old in college in this day and age, but if there are any then why hold them back from their full potential? It's like wearing pants that are too small for you just because you're a little tall for your age.

America does NOT have an official national language, it's part of free speech. People need to stop complaining about the spanish speakers, etc. in this country, amirite?

It would still be easier for the immigrants to learn the de facto language. Even though the U.S. as a whole doesn't have English as the official language, many of the states do.

Think about it: if you moved to China, wouldn't it make your life so much easier if you invested some time and energy into learning the local language? You would be less of a burden on everyone else, and would probably be more welcome. It would be pretty arrogant or at least stubborn of you to want everyone to accomodate to your foreign language.

If we were in Soviet Russia, you'd love me too, amirite?
I'm downloading the Qu'ran from an ebook site. I've got a slow connection but it should be done by Saturday the 11th. I'm putting it on disk, if anyone wants one I can burn a few copies, amirite?
@avadakedavra I feel stupid, I don't get the joke.

In addition to what said, it's called "burning" whenever you put data on a disc from your computer, e.g., burning a music CD with your favorite playlist or, in this case, burning an eBook.

So the word "burning" acts as a double entendre here.