You kinda wonder if Santa Claus changes clothes when he gets to the other side of the world or if he just freezes in shorts and a t-shirt/ burns up in a long shirt and pants, amirite?
Christmas is so close, you can almost smell the mistletoe that you will never be kissed under.

Your mother however...

Do you believe everything you watch on tv?

Santa_Claus would get more views if he got involved in the chris_hansen/ pedo_bear war, amirite?

Guess who's on the Nice list this year!

What is up with all of these internet aliases? Pedo_Bear, Chris_Hansen, Santa_Claus, Billy_Mays... Did I miss a memo or something? amirite?

Exactly! I have no time to have a life with all these presents to make and deliver!

The reason Santa is so jolly is because no one cares how naughty HE is during the year, amirite?
If the Tim Allen movie The Santa Claus is really how it works, the current Santa better watch out for Pedo Bear pushing him off the roof to steal his job, amirite?
I don't care what all the tv specials say, just because there's no Santa does not mean that Christmas will be "cancelled" or "ruined". amirite?

You just have to believe.

I don't care what all the tv specials say, just because there's no Santa does not mean that Christmas will be "cancelled" or "ruined". amirite?
@fangirl12 Must I remind you that Christmas is not about Santa, it is about Jesus. People forget that way too easily.

Of course not, I'm just a marketing ploy. What I meant was you just have to believe in the magic of christmas.

Santa should have an email address by now, amirite?
It would suck if Santa Claus really didn't exist and it was just our parents putting gifts under the tree every year, amirite?

Thank goodness we all know that's untrue

Santa isn't real, it's just me that delivers presents to the little boys and girls. Amirite?
Santa isn't real, it's just me that delivers presents to the little boys and girls. Amirite?
creationism is a lot like Santa Claus: Although there is a different theory with much more evidence supporting it, some people still believe in it because it would be really cool if it was true, amirite?

It would be cool wouldn't it.

It's awkward when you go downstairs on Christmas Eve and catch your mom making out with Santa Clause. It's even worse when you tell your dad and Santa books it and accidentally runs over your grandmother. amirite?

I am soooo sorry.