Best way to create a breathable atmosphere on mars: plant a couple of weeds there and within 10 years they will have grown accross the planet and created enough oxygen for humans to breathe. amirite?

I'm not sure if that's how you science.

Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?

"The Post of the Day is the very first post you see when you come to amirite, so we try to make it something that really shows what amirite is all about." Yeah basically.

@Harper And if you want the joke to do really well, go ahead and stab the guy a few times, just for kicks and giggles.

"A friend will help you cut up your food, but a best friend will fucking ram a knife through your skull."

We've all had those moments when an extremely attractive person says "hi" to you and you're all just like, "Is this some kind of sick joke?" amirite?

The weird thing is it usually happens the first day in April. Hahaha like what's that all about?

Just because someone has cancer does not automatically make them "beautiful", at least aesthetically. Just because someone is in a gay relationship does not automatically make them in love. Someone with a disability is not automatically a better person than someone who is able. Facebook groups promoting these ideas need to shut the fuck up, amirite?

No one is going to nominate you for the Nobel prize if you say that Adalia Rose is prettier than Megan Fox.

How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?
@DandyLion They could have just taken a helicopter down.. but that still leaves the question, why didn't they just take the...

Because it ain't about how fast you get there, ain't about what's waiting on the other SIIIIIDE. IT'S THE CLIIIIMB (I feel awful about this.)

Even if Aladdin didn't have nipples or fingernails, he was still the most attractive (animated) Disney man, amirite?

But Quasimodo...

If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?

I can just picture the girls attatching themselves to their boyfriends and shouting "GUYS, JOSH IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! TOGETHER FOREVER OKAY?"

Behind every "who cares" there's a little voice inside you that says "I do". Amirite?

So the mods are deleting some comments, who cares?

....I do.

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

To eye the tiger.

Whenever a teacher says a minor swear word like damn or hell, all the kids start gasping and freaking out like they started dropping F bombs, amirite?
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?

OP obviously wants to have sex with his mother.

They never have real dinosaurs in movies or television, amirite?

It's like you've never even seen Barney.

It's annoying when people say that homophobes only hate gays because they're secretly gay themselves. The vast majority of homophobes hate gays because of either their religious beliefs or because they look upon gay sex with disgust. If someone fears Muslims, everyone knows it's because Muslims are stereotyped to be extremists. No one suspects that they fear Muslims because they secretly worship Allah and they fear being near a fellow Muslim will somehow surface their religious beliefs, amirite?

I bet the KKK members are secretly black too.