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"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best." -Adolf Hitler

Saying 'oh em gee' instead of 'oh my God' or 'i dee kay' instead of 'I don't know' only makes you look like an airhead. Saying it properly won't make you run out of breath,
A relationship of purely sex is not a relationship, it's sex.
@xxdetroitxx Because a relationship implies that there's love involved. And if the "relationship" is all about sex, then that's...

Lets just assume that "relationship" means a romantic relationship because it'd be too easy to just say that a relationship is more vague than a romantic relationship and I'd like to have a bit of fun.

That said, relationships don't need to be made under the basis of love.
There's nothing wrong with two people just wanting to fuck a lot and that being the basis of their relationship. Is that a good way to get a marriage and family started? Not really, not in my opinion anyway but it's still a relationship.

Look at it this way, lets just say that two people are in a relationship that's heavily based around sex and without sex they'd probably not be together. Is it moral for one of them to cheat on the other just because it's a relationship of sex? Of course not.

Relationships come in all varieties and as long as all members of it are alright with it there's really no reason to tell them that their relationship is invalid.
It doesn't really matter what your ideal relationship is, a relationship of just sex is pretty undesirable for me but that doesn't invalidate it any way.

The afterlife should be a place were everyone is just like you, amirite?

I'm pretty sure we'd all become suicidal because we'd all assume it's some massive government conspiracy to destroy my psyche.

That is, of course, after we have a massive orgy.

I think not drinking on your 21st is a pretty good way to avoid it.

Politics explained with Cows: Socialism: You have two cows, you give one to your neighbour. Communism: You have two cows, the state takes both cows and gives you milk. Fascism: You have two cows, the state takes both cows and sells you milk. Nazism: You have two cows, the state takes both cows and shoots you. Capitalism: The state loses all your cows and tries to sell you their bull. amirite?
@erusolo Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

That reminds me of cuil theory. Kind of anyway. I just like cuil theory and shameless promote everything I possibly can at any given moment.
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Love is love. It doesn't matter if it's a boy and a girl, a boy and a boy, a girl and a girl, a blalck boy and a white girl, a white boy and an asian girl. It's the beauty of two humans sharing love that is all that should ever matter. amirite?
@LinksLegionaire Sucked the magic right outta the post, didn'tcha?

Science is magic. It makes me happier to think people can tell so much from bone structure than to pretend an X-ray picture of two people kissing can symbolize love being blind.

When a show hides something from you like what the G in GIR stand for (Invader Zim) or where Fez is from (That 70's Show), it should be mandatory that the creators of the show tell the truth when the show is over, amirite?

ZUKO'S MOTHER FUCK AIUHGWIEUFGAIWEGF

Today, I saw a MAN AND A WOMAN HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC! I mean, I don't have anything against heterosexuality, but don't flaunt it in front of me... think about the children, amirite?
@B10ckH34d I see what you're saying here, and I agree that both should be able to 'flaunt' their sexuality in public, but I'd...

Dude. Homosexuality is natural. If there was ever a time that humans were gonna die out from homosexuality, I think everyone, even the homos, would be like "We gon die. Let's make more babies."

"Amirite.com" doesn't feel as natural as "amirite.net," amirite?

It was inspired by my nickname.

it's always amazing when you wake up and realize you still have hours to go till it's really time to get up, amirite?

Isn't this just ironic http://ctrlv.in/133239

There's only one way to "give up smoking" and that's to GIVE UP. This business of "stopping" or "cutting down" is rubbish because it's only temporary! If you give up, you GIVE UP! Period ... but you'll never give-up or stop until you want to, enough! Nothing wrong with the "will-power" it's the "won't -power" that's the problem. amirite?

YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMERICA! ATLANTIS! REMEMBER THE TITANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes you like to friendzone someone and give them little hints of a potential future relationship so that they stay single. Then if your other relationships don't work out, you have something to fall back on, amirite?

No, because I'm not a cunt.

It seems like a lot of the people who don't understand or appreciate Gangnam Style fully don't have the willpower to look up and understand the translation of the lyrics. It's calling for society to adopt a more chivalrous, gentlemanly swag. In a generation where a lot of the despised teenagers simply scream YOLO or $WAG, it's refreshing to see there is still some manners and politeness in the music industry, even if it comes from overseas. amirite?

holy SHIT I'm sick of explaining this. MUSIC is not just "pop" music. There are TRILLIONS of songs out there. Not all of them are about sex and drugs and $WAG. If you don't like the themes, listen to a different kind of music! Nobodys forcing these things down your throat, so don't call it refreshing when one of these mysterious songs that people outside the trap of popular culture listen to becomes popular. It's not refreshing because there was always politeness in the music industry! Just nobody shoved it down your ears! /rant

You've never been in love, but you imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food, amirite?
@Favvkes BUT THE ONE I LOVE HAS NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS

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