that's why you always read the comments first...
...that's the point...
I was going to post something like this but I would have phrased it differently,
"If you eat, they say you're fat. If you don't eat, they say you're anorexic. If you wear make-up, they say you're obsessed with your appearance. If you don't wear make-up, they say you're ugly. If you talk, they say you're annoying. If you don't talk, they say you're socially awkward and weird. You see, we can never please anyone, so just be yourself, amirite?"
Spongebob's house also changes from episode to episode
My older brother always told me that :(
He also told me I had a twin who died when I was little and my parents put her body in the crawlspace.
Yep. Sometimes my mind does that with my whole life too. Why I can't I ever think about the epic things I've said and done??
This post is ... something.
Everything is funny at 3 am when your with friends.
Dear Mr. Bob, deletes Hey there Bob! deletes How's your day been, Mr. Bob? deletes It's me ___. You know, that one kid in your Spanish class. deletes Dear Mr. Bob,...
I love how you forgot the other parenthesis. *)
Is it sad that I read this in Hagrid's voice?
Nothing is as good as they make it seem in the commercials.