You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble, but it should be an even number. amirite?

I swear I didn't know it was a platypus at the time.

It's depressing only 67% of American youth know who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, while 98% know who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Amirite?
@And is this THE Anthony? The one who created this website?

No, it's the other Anthony. This one created amicorrect.gov

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Awkward partner assignments are made even more awkward when the teacher sees you looking lost and yells out "WHO WANTS ___, SHE HAS NO GROUP!" amirite?

I hate it when that happens, especially since I'm a guy!

Therapistfinder.com a great place to find your therapist..either that or a rapist that ends up sending you you to a therapist. Either way you get to see a therapist. amirite?

What about Childrenslaughter.com?

Universal healthcare: Good enough for Pokémon, good enough for America... amirite?
@They don't, but maybe the pokemons pay taxes so they don't have to pay to get healed.

My Charizard will eat any IRS agents that want to take his hard earned battle money.

Apple should make a device to replace a lost eye. They can call it the iPatch, amirite?
@TalkingRice I SEE WHAT U DID THERE!

NOW BLIND PEOPLE CAN SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE TOO!

It seems there were no REALLY hot people prior to the 1900s, amirite?

That's because Johnny Depp wasn't born until 1963.