+496People don't break out into air violin nearly as much as they should, amirite?
+640Good thing we don't use children's song logic in other aspects of life. "We believe you're the one who murdered that family. We have DNA evidence, 17 credible eye witnesses placing you at the scene of the crime when it happened and a high definition video of you committing it!" "Who, me?" "Yes you!" "Couldn't be!" "Damn, looks like we got the wrong guy again. Sorry for bothering you", amirite?
+1,412There's an evil Swedish guy that makes all the chocolate for every chocolate box, and for every two good tasting chocolates he puts in the box, he puts in one that tastes like soap. Then he makes an evil Swedish laugh. amirite?
+1,720Give a fish a fish, and you introduce the concept of slavery to an entire species. Teach a fish to fish, and you make him a mythical, nightmarish murderer feared by his own kind. So maybe just stay away from fish, amirite?
+102Fellow Wisconsinites: You're excited for the Superbowl to be over with because these Packer 'remix' songs are really getting annoying, amirite?
+862Here's an idea: Write 'you have no new messages' on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and throw it far out to sea. amirite?
+669People say spoons can't be used as weapons. I disagree. There are many spoon-fighting techniques. The bludgeoning, the eye-gouging, the flicking, the simple knocking the opponent's weapon away... and I can't even list the number of things you can do with the handle. Plus, no one expects to be defeated by a guy with a spoon, so you have the element of surprise. Amirite?
+564I need new shoes, my current ones have a hole big enough to fit my foot into, amirite?
+547Dont be afraid of change, its inevitable. Unless youre homeless. Then you might have to go around asking for it. By the way, I dont have any. amirite?
+651If Mexico had a major earthquake, the British could send 100,000 replacement troops to help control the riots, Brazil could send 100,000 pounds of replacement food, and the USA could send 100,000 replacement Mexicans, amirite?
+763If I were on death row and being killed by lethal injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, the next day when they'd come in to take me I'd yell, "Injection!? I thought you said inspection!" I bet they'd feel real bad and let me off the hook. amirite?