Also, Four is difficult for some reason.

On a related note: new way to play hang man. Go behind someone and put your arm around there neck. Everytime they guess a letter wrong tighten your arm around their neck. When they get a letter right loosen it a little. People start freaking out. Fun times

Last night I was talking to this cute guy and my mom wasn't home yet so I was like oh she's probably out killing midgets.. When he didn't reply I was like.. Oh but I didn't see any blood when she came home so I guess not. When he still didn't reply I was like oops I didn't mean to scare you off haha my mom doesn't normally kill midgets in her free time.
Wtf is wrong with me..? facepalm

Laughing burns calories so they should probably laugh more

I'm on spring break bitch

I'm half Cherokee, half Irish, half Mexican, half Canadian, half Guatemalan, half Russian and half Ethiopian.

I read juicy titles as juicy titties..

Are we counting recent disney men also? because Flynn Rider is quite sexy

Oh an emo girl's facebook

Unless you bedazzle them with dirt and age

Laughed so hard that this. Well not really.. But compared to my normal internet laughs, this was big

Religion is religion. Science is science. The end

Or a gay man. But instead of pink it would be rainbow and instead of a unicorn it would be a penis

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Especially if your two best friends are black and you're white

I thought that my dogs are barking meant that your nipples were hard