This site should stop being about posting opinions and more about something productive like finding a cure to polio, amirite?

The site is called "amirite" not "amicuringpolio."

Did Noah have beavers on the ark? Where would he have kept them, amirite?
@Beavers actually dont eat wood, they just cut down trees to make homes The ark is stupid anyways, its not like noah...

Yes he couldn't fit a blue whale on the boat... If only the earth had been covered in a substance that blue whales could live in!

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?
@Galileo Fun fact: it is completely acceptable to put Amirite achievements on your resume

Potential Employer: "Looking at your resume, Bob, it seems that you have seven Diamond Amirite achievements."
Me: "Yes?" beams proudly
Potential Employer: "What the fuck are they?"

James Potter didn't deserve Lily. He's kind of a douche. Amirite?

James. James's patronus was the counterpart to Lily's and James had enough sense to change to win Lily's love. Snape had to have her die to realize what was wrong. And James died for Lily.

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500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?

That explains why my last name is Strongmetalcrushingrapist

Everybody has that one irrational fear, amirite?
@yasminl birds.....please don't laugh at me :(

hahahahahahahaha chirp chirp hahahahahahahaha

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Dear VEGETARIANS, how many plants had to DIE to make your salad? Sincerely, the honest carnivore. amirite?

A) We would be able to produce a lot more plants if we weren't raising cows or using up so much space on them.
B) Most vegetarians won't jump down your throat for eating meat (I could care less)... until you start saying things like this.
C) This belongs on DBPB, not on here.
D) YOU'RE NOT A CARNIVORE, GODDAMMIT.

I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry. Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education, amirite?
@Roy But he missed his 7th year and his N.E.W.T.s because of Tom.

But that's the blow. It's like, OK, you can have all your basic wizarding skills... but now you have no future career, haha!!! Voldemort is truly evil.

Snoopy was planking before it was cool, amirite?
@SpearmintMilk Hipster.

I used to eat pie before it was cool but I burnt my tongue :(

With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
@I'm sure Madame Pomfrey would take care of it. You know, magic and all...

Magic medicine isn't very reliable. It's like "Hey Harry we can regrow all of the bones in your arm in one night, but not fix your vision ever."

Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?

Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?

How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?
@DandyLion How would wifi help them get down?

"Someone get a really big ladder! #stuckonmounteverest"