The site is called "amirite" not "amicuringpolio."
Yes he couldn't fit a blue whale on the boat... If only the earth had been covered in a substance that blue whales could live in!
Potential Employer: "Looking at your resume, Bob, it seems that you have seven Diamond Amirite achievements."
Me: "Yes?" beams proudly
Potential Employer: "What the fuck are they?"
James. James's patronus was the counterpart to Lily's and James had enough sense to change to win Lily's love. Snape had to have her die to realize what was wrong. And James died for Lily.
That explains why my last name is Strongmetalcrushingrapist
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A) We would be able to produce a lot more plants if we weren't raising cows or using up so much space on them.
B) Most vegetarians won't jump down your throat for eating meat (I could care less)... until you start saying things like this.
C) This belongs on DBPB, not on here.
D) YOU'RE NOT A CARNIVORE, GODDAMMIT.
But that's the blow. It's like, OK, you can have all your basic wizarding skills... but now you have no future career, haha!!! Voldemort is truly evil.
I used to eat pie before it was cool but I burnt my tongue :(
Magic medicine isn't very reliable. It's like "Hey Harry we can regrow all of the bones in your arm in one night, but not fix your vision ever."
Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?
"Someone get a really big ladder! #stuckonmounteverest"