+244HILARIOUS PRANK: Create a system where people pay thousands of dollars to go to college, to get a job, to pay for having gone to college.
+878Sometimes out of the blue when you're looking at your sexy self in the mirror while washing your hands or something you'll start doing weird shit like smiling creepily or waggling your eyebrows, and then stop suddenly when you realize that stuff like that is probably why you have no friends, amirite?
+502Girls: if you meet a boy who can defend three goals at once, marry him, because he's a Keeper. Amirite?
+954Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway, amirite?
+465You know you're lazy when you drop something and think to yourself "Do I really need it?", amirite?
+795You find it funny that cats can manage to flush a toilet on YouTube videos, but teenagers at your high school can't, amirite?
+765Your love life is a disaster because you never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade, amirite?
+632It seems that MADD is really a bad name for the organization. There are many fathers against drunk driving too! Also the group is against any type of impaired driving not just drunkenness. So it seems like a better name would be People In Support of Sober Driving. They could even have the slogan: "We're not MADD anymore, we're PISSD.", amirite?
+1,226You would be much more inclined to eat healthy if your stomach spoke. Like if you ate a salad for dinner you would hear, "Thanks buddy! Have a great day!". But if you ate chips and crap, you would constantly be annoyed hearing "WHAT THE HELL? You're such a fatass!". It would be good encouragment, amirite?