In the terms and conditions that you agreed to when you signed up for Facebook, there is a clause that states that anything you post is automatically copyrighted and owned by the Facebook Company. Talk about the internet stealing your originality. amirite?

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@And guess who got Voldemort's number?

I'm onto you, Ninja Lord Voldemort!

In Harry Potter, the Daily Prophet is kinda like Fox News in our world, amirite?
@DanielJames EVIDENCE??? Harry Potter is about magic, which is an evil and false institution that corrupts the minds of the...

On the contrary, to the best of my ability, I do not know of anything that presents Harry Potter as fact. Now, I have no problem with Darwin's work of fiction, but it's when the schools start saying it's true is when alarms go off.

A prerequisite to acting like a pretentious fuck should be actually being right, amirite?
Of course as soon as we're given the ability to favorite comments, there aren't any good comments to be found, amirite?
Guys: You hate it when you step out of the shower and trip over your dick, amirite?
@MrTie Wait what? So you are telling me you don't wrap it around yourself so that doesn't happen?

Dude I tried that but it became knotted after I got aroused. Now I just run it down one leg and back up and down the other, and tape it to my knee.

The United States was built on the fundamentals of Christianity, and it is unfair that mottos such as 'one nation under God' are now being questioned because people are complaining about it going against their religion. England was a primarily Christian country, and its mottos are still being upheld despite how it's not primarily Christian today. amirite?
@AtheisticMystic Just because the founding fathers were Christian doesn't mean that their religion shows in the values of the...

Then don't say it, genius. Suck it up and accept that you're denying God, so you have no right to complain that others don't want to do away with that principlistic matter.

QWOP has got to be the hardest game ever existing, amirite?
@ShanLovesStuff GOOD GOD. What is this monstrosity?! -1.6 meters.

Try using "W+O" at the same time, then switch over to "Q+P" Then switch back. it takes some time, but you can get the trick.

@The best part? We're fifteen.

I take that as an acceptable excuse.

Shake weight was made by a man. A very smart man who needs to be given the noble peace prize, amirite?
@Child_Of_Gallifrey laptop?

Yeah. Wait, does anyone even have a desktop anymore? I thought there were pretty much non-existent. However, they are better performance for the cash; I wish I had invested in one.

please donate to the PITFF foundation if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the fucking face. People who need a punch in the fucking face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the fucking face, except a punch in the fucking face..... amirite?

Shall I assume I'm on the list?

If god DID make the earth, it would be funny if he just planted all the fossils and evidence of evolution just to screw with us, amirite?

What evidence, exactly?

You never turn down a pack of fruit snacks, amirite?

I'm allergic to fruits. Some call me a homophobe, but really I just cannot stand it.