@And guess who got Voldemort's number?

I'm onto you, Ninja Lord Voldemort!

@The best part? We're fifteen.

I take that as an acceptable excuse.

Today, I faced possibly the most serious dilemma of my 15 year old life: whether to buy a 101 Dalmations, Sesame Street, or Mickey Mouse colouring book. You should've seen the look of shoppers passing by as I sat staring the three books down, in the middle of the aisle. My life isn't average, I'm a fucking weirdo. amirite?

I hate MLIA. Everything is fake and gay.

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she spent the night with a friend. Her husband called her 10 best friends; none of them knew about it.
A man came home one night. His wife called his ten best friends. 8 said he stayed over, and two claimed he was still there, amirite?
@Wow this is a stupid post. It barely even makes sense.

(Your+name+(optional)): Did you read the first comment? If you did, then I cannot cure stupidity.

Holy shift! Look at the mother-function on that asymptote! amirite?

It's "Look at the asymptote on that mother-function."

As in fake-cursing... ono smilie

Snow is the only time when a girl is pleased by four inches, amirite?

No. A credit card with no limit would do the trick.

The best kind of Tourette's Syndrome is when you randomly say polite things; "Hey do you know what time it...YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TODAY!" amirite?

Tourette's*

Eggs are basically chicken abortions, amirite?

Oh my goodness, really? I'm ashamed of our education.

The eggs are unfertilized. It's a chicken's menstruation, not a baby, moron.

Big boobs dont count if you're fat, amirite?
I hate how mainstream and famous the miners have become. They were better when they were a bit more underground. amirite?
Guys' bathrooms are much more efficient than girl's. Y'all take like five minutes, and we're in and out, amirite?
@I thought you are a grammar nazi. Why would you say y'all?

Y'all is a perfectly semi-legitament contraction used by southerners.

People who say Anthony shouldn't be posting and commenting back to people are just... I dunno, it's pretty fucking awesome that he interacts with us, amirite?
"I know she reads all MLIA posts everyday so I'm going to ask her here. _______ Will you marry me?" Seriously? It's like impossible to read all of them, she'll NEVER SEE IT! And you must be a real big pussy for not asking her in person. amirite?

I'm proud to say I read every MLIA for six months. Every single one.

Did I say proud? I meant depressed.