I thought of Steve from Blues Clues...
Actually, right now I'm eating a banana twin pop and not giving a Censored! about my weight. Not every girl is a dieting psychopath
by 2013 we'll all be dead
Yeah because you are DEFINITELY the right person to be giving advice. Congrats for being a slut and have meaningless sex when you're sad. Glad to know you know how to handle your problems.
I don't know what your way is, but MY way to Paranoia involves taking the magical path under troll bridge, down the street of darkness, and along the rushing river until I meet the driver who'll ferry me across the poorly constructed bridge in his white van that severely exceeds the weight safety limit.
Not that my way'll do you much good. We all need to find our own way into Paranoia.
Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!
THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.
I remember when I was just a fluttering guinea pig