I thought of Steve from Blues Clues...

Girls: right now your weight-loss diet consists of Diet Coke, cigarettes, green tea, and the occasional egg white, amirite?

Actually, right now I'm eating a banana twin pop and not giving a Censored! about my weight. Not every girl is a dieting psychopath un smilie

So by 2014, every child is going to be taking tests on computers. It's already hard enough to get twenty students online at the same time, how are they gonna manage hundreds? amirite?

by 2013 we'll all be dead troll smilie

What are you supposed to do when the only one who can wipe your tears is the one who made you cry, amirite?
@Oramiwrong Gottah agree with the "dick". I mean when I go through hard times I make new friends. Or have meaningless sex to...

Yeah because you are DEFINITELY the right person to be giving advice. Congrats for being a slut and have meaningless sex when you're sad. Glad to know you know how to handle your problems.

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Girls: your way to paranoid to wear white pants on your period, amirite?
@Cagn Well the post said "Your way to paranoid" So, your way to paranoia? Maybe there's something in this post that I'm...

I don't know what your way is, but MY way to Paranoia involves taking the magical path under troll bridge, down the street of darkness, and along the rushing river until I meet the driver who'll ferry me across the poorly constructed bridge in his white van that severely exceeds the weight safety limit.
Not that my way'll do you much good. We all need to find our own way into Paranoia.

I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@987538

Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

You know some people that were probably children when they were younger, amirite?

I remember when I was just a fluttering guinea pig