Hey, a few things about me:
- Sex is all I think about. It is my life.
- I love every sexual thing you could ever do. My favorite is Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer comes in a close second.
- If you are a guy,there is a 99% chance I have slept with you.
- If you are a girl, there's a 50% chance I have slept with you.
- I am into whips and handcuffs.
- I can make a mean sandwich.
That is all.