About me.

Hey, a few things about me:

  • Sex is all I think about. It is my life.
  • I love every sexual thing you could ever do. My favorite is Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer comes in a close second.
  • If you are a guy,there is a 99% chance I have slept with you.
  • If you are a girl, there's a 50% chance I have slept with you.
  • I am into whips and handcuffs.
  • I can make a mean sandwich.

That is all.