ShadowCrystal

The reason I'll never write "though" as "tho" on a guy friend's girlfriend's facebook wall - miss one letter and you're screwed. amirite?
@985287

tho - t = ho. If you're friends with a girl's boyfriend, she's generally pretty suspicious of you.

B.o.b. got all that hype for trying to rhyme the same word twice in one of his songs, but did nobody notice that Katy Perry tried to rhyme "Oh" with "Sky" in Firework? amirite?
@CrazyLove What song did B.O.B. rhyme two of the same word?

I'm pretty sure it was "Airplane"...I don't listen to him, but my friends were all talking smack about it.

I don't care if you can read novels on Kindles and iPads and what not. Physical copies will always reign supreme in my book, amirite?

In my book. Haha I get it. It's a pun.
And yes, the idea of an electronic reader replacing a physical book is terrifying.

Faaaat guy in a liiiittle coooaaatt.... amirite?

Lol why did I even post this?

Its weird that Tumblr has so many thousands of users, because it seems like nobody's ever heard of it. amirite?
Proud to be a ___? No thanks. Your only "country" is the world, and your only "religion" is to do good, amirite?
@926506

Or, more specifically, the people in it.

Adding the word "face" to the end of an insult automatically makes it less mean, amirite?
@th3don i think you're a dirty cuntface is still a pretty bad insult... but i get the gist of what you're trying to convey

Well, personally, if someone called me a cuntface I would laugh. I'm pretty cynical though lol

You pronounce the word "Government" like "Goverment", amirite?
@FreeMustacheRides How I see it is that everyone PRONOUNCES it "government," but sometimes the "n" is very subtle to other people...

Which means they aren't pronouncing the "n". Knowing it's there/feeling like you're saying it is a different thing than pronouncing it

|It's kinds creepy how much Shane Dawson actually looks like a girl when he's Shanaynay/ his aunt/ his "mother". amirite?
@814949

So "pregnant dog" is fine, but "bitch pregnant dog" isnt? -__- No fans.

Everybody on news stations speak really quickly until they get to the last word of their paragraph, which they say really slowly, amirite?
@SpelingChampien It got cut off... paste it into a reply.

ImJohnandthisisyourmorningnewsThemankilledthreeyearsagoinamysteriousaccidentnowidentifiedasjacobblackwasrevealedtobelivingattwelvegrimmauldplacewiththenotoriousmurderersiriusblackwhoisactuallyhisfatherandtheallegedkillerwasreallynamedsteveandharrypotteris aaaaweeeessoommmmeeeee....?

HAHA OH. Nice! :D

Everybody on news stations speak really quickly until they get to the last word of their paragraph, which they say really slowly, amirite?
Cramps are worse than cuts - there's no way to fix them, you just have to suffer through it. amirite?
Homophobes don't realize that the best way to kill off the homosexual population is by legalizing everything gay... More gay rights means less reproduction amongst homosexuals means less gays in the world which means everyone wins. It's just that simple, guys. amirite?
@AdonisBatheus This is a solution to the homophobic problem. Since homosexuality is genetic, when gays are allowed to interact...

Um, gays don't just say "Oh crap, can't get married, guess I'm straight". They use sperm banks or volunteer mothers to have babies. You obviously aren't gay if you didn't know that.

Cramps are worse than cuts - there's no way to fix them, you just have to suffer through it. amirite?
Abbreviating Long Phrases: lets you say anything you want while you laugh at the inside joke because, other than you, no one knows what the hell the meaning is, amirite?

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