If you magically had a chance to wish for anything you want, you have considered wishing for the ability to eat as much as possible without becoming fat, amirite?

I'd ask to be able to control time. It's like having more than one power that you'd benefit from. You could: Cheat on your test, get away with murder, get that extra 3 hours of sleep you wanted, leave home at 7:59AM and be at work at 8:00AM, stop yourself being mulled by lions, not give 2 fucks about traffic signs, evade the police, skip through commercials, rob a bank, have time to read the newspaper and not skim through, reread old books that can re-captivate your heart...the list really does go on and on.

There's no one exactly like you on Earth. But it would be cool to meet the person who came the closest, amirite?

I'll wait until Apple releases an app for that!(:

It's sad that, as a race, we're more content seeing two men holding guns than two men holding hands, amirite?

I like the way it's put...

I'm personally not for or against gay rights, but I do follow two things: Freedom to find the pursuit of happiness and Natural Rights.

If a man and a man get hitched, what are we to say it's wrong? They're people too and if they say it's right, their word is just as good as ours.

Also, why do they need gay rights? It's called HUMAN RIGHTS, and everybody is entitled to them...Gays aren't "special" to have their own set of rights, they're fully functioning, normal human beings. Giving them their own rights will just alienate them, and that's something that'll contribute more to homophobia.

Pretty much every Disney show has had some kind of camping episode, amirite?
@Chell Squidward! (he just sits there) Good!

IT'LL HELP, IT'LL HELP, IF YOU JUST SING ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!

And with that, Harry Potter has come to an end. Until Disney obtains the rights to his name! Then, we can all look forward to Harry Potter: The Animated Series, starting this fall! It's about Harry Potter and his friends as they deal with everyday school-related problems, and Harry learning that using magic isn't always the answer, amirite?
@Shadi That does sound like a day in my life... Well the offer still stands if you ever want to reconsider.

(Chauncy Pickles): I think that 30 minutes of silence said it all. No, I the answer still stands. (:

And with that, Harry Potter has come to an end. Until Disney obtains the rights to his name! Then, we can all look forward to Harry Potter: The Animated Series, starting this fall! It's about Harry Potter and his friends as they deal with everyday school-related problems, and Harry learning that using magic isn't always the answer, amirite?
You hate abbreviations that aren't any shorter to say than the real words (example: OMG= 3 syllables- Oh my god= 3 syllables, TTYL & Talk to you later both= 4 syllables), amirite?
And with that, Harry Potter has come to an end. Until Disney obtains the rights to his name! Then, we can all look forward to Harry Potter: The Animated Series, starting this fall! It's about Harry Potter and his friends as they deal with everyday school-related problems, and Harry learning that using magic isn't always the answer, amirite?
You've had a dream where you honestly can't tell if it was reality or fiction when you wake up, amirite?

Chris Brown was going to kill me, because I saw him murder someone...And he was standing right next to my bed (in my dream), so then when I woke up, I was all like "I know you're there, Chris". My mom was standing outside of my room and woke me up by saying "Who the hell is Chris?"

You hate it when the trailer gives away the whole movie, amirite?

The Lovely Bones...I knew it was that creepy guy.

Matter is eternal, and it exists today in a temporal world. Something that exists outside of time (definition of eternal) cannot live inside time, because then it'd have to have a beginning, and eventually an end, yet matter has not a beginning, as it is eternal: That would violate the philosophical Law of Identity, with a and ONLY a equaling a. Either the world is spiritual, or it shouldn't exist, amirite?
Most Americans probably don't realise that people in other countries imitate them all the time, amirite?

there are people in other countries? are they like states?

And with that, Harry Potter has come to an end. Until Disney obtains the rights to his name! Then, we can all look forward to Harry Potter: The Animated Series, starting this fall! It's about Harry Potter and his friends as they deal with everyday school-related problems, and Harry learning that using magic isn't always the answer, amirite?
@Shadi What IN part?

(Chauncy Pickles): Grammar mistake on my part, ol' chap.

And with that, Harry Potter has come to an end. Until Disney obtains the rights to his name! Then, we can all look forward to Harry Potter: The Animated Series, starting this fall! It's about Harry Potter and his friends as they deal with everyday school-related problems, and Harry learning that using magic isn't always the answer, amirite?

I don't favorite many posts; this one made me die laughing. Thank you for that(:

And with that, Harry Potter has come to an end. Until Disney obtains the rights to his name! Then, we can all look forward to Harry Potter: The Animated Series, starting this fall! It's about Harry Potter and his friends as they deal with everyday school-related problems, and Harry learning that using magic isn't always the answer, amirite?
@Shadi chav*

(Chauncy Pickles): To each their own(: