"Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog" is an amazing palindrome, amirite?

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.”

You hate it when people think spiders are insects... Especially when they're the same age as you. amirite?
@iamganontheumbreon Spiders are not insects...

I realize that, how do you know if a spiders the same age as you? And why does their age matter?

Everyone's bio assumes we need to know their opinion of Harry Potter. amirite?
@StickCaveman Fuck Harry Potter.

I wish. Too bad I'm not Ginny :/

Sarah Palin's supporters are trying to change Paul Revere's Wiki page to say that the British were the ones being warned. How much more ignorant can her and her followers be? Not only did she get it wrong in the first place, but she then insisted that she was right. Had they left her talking, she probably started talking about the 2nd Amendment, amirite?
@vitaminb How could you possibly disagree? I am completely baffled as to why anyone could vote for her after all the...

I don't "support" her, but I like her as a person and think she's either fairly intelligent or has a lot of motivation (shown by her ability to bank on book deals and her reality show, which intrigued the hell out of me).
I also support some of her values like the 2nd amendment. I watched her hunt like a BADASS on the first episode, really the only one I watched, of her show, and the idea that people want to limit her/US citizens personal gun collection is annoying. Plus it's pretty cool although her baby has downs (which I think they test for pretty early in pregnancy) and her daughter got pregnant early, they didn't abort or try to hide/deny. Practice what you preach, ya kno?

She's OBVIOUSLY not going to have political power again, she apparently doesn't even want it (why would she?), so I don't really see the harm in any of it.

This post is the equivalent to a "Donald Trump's birthers" rant: Moot.

I think that's the most I've ever thought about this woman..

It makes no sense that in drugstores, sick people have to go to the back of the store to get a prescription, but healthy and able-bodied people can get cigarettes at the front of the store, amirite?
@steelerman113 Jesus, just cure us all already.

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Getting up at 6 in the morning is fun because you get to watch early morning television. amirite?

When I was seven I got up really early one day because I wanted to see what was on PBS before Arthur. I was hoping for some equally awesome kids show, but instead I got the painter who occasionally kept small animals in his pocket.
Disappointing.

I always trip over other people pets and get scared that the owner is gonna be like WTF YOU DOIN TO MY BABY GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?

Having sex with an African is called AIDS.

Oh shit.

it's not fair that some girls have five guys drooling over them, when others have never even had one. amirite?

You know what IS fair?

Renaissance fairs, science fairs, county fairs, etc.

It's weird when someone says "literally" about something that is clearly literal, for example "I was literally the first one there", as if saying "I was the first one there" might make us question what they meant. amirite?
@Evanhaubner People use it for emphasis. EMPHASIS.

That was literally a Drake and Josh reference.

If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
@Wunderscore Getting an abortion is entirely that person's choice. It isn't right or wrong, it's whether or not SHE is ready for...

It was her decision to get pregnant. She made a life. Now she is killing it? That doesn't sound right. There is alwayys another choice, like adoption-giving the baby to a family that IS ready, instead of killing a baby for your own selfish reasons.

If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?

at the 39 second mark, i was like http://myfacewhen.com/249/