Since most elderly people are orphans, that makes retirement homes orphanages, amirite?

Except orphan refers specifically to children so unless their parents kicked it when they were kids, it isnt.

We could eventually end up selling usernames like we do domains. amirite?

I have hoped for this, actually. I have a very very common last name, and can't ever get an email address or username that doesn't have to include many random numbers. I would happily pay for a simple username.

You can milk any mammal and drink their milk, amirite?

Okay..milk me then

Roundabouts are like crop-circles for roads, amirite?
If they take you out to a restaurant like Applebee's, you're the side piece. amirite?

You got it backwards.

Dildos can be earrings if you're brave enough. amirite?

Earrings can be dildos if you're brave enough

Given the time we all spend on electronic devices we could start using electricity as global currency, amirite?

Energy is already a global currency.

Hub caps are only found on really cheap cars and really expensive cars, nothing in between. amirite?
The sincerest form of betrayal is ordering French fries and receiving sweet potato fries. amirite
Stars make light.... and human beings... amirite?

If you mean humans create light then yes but they don't emit light.

Parasites are less cared about than one would think, they are so creepy. amirite

By definition human fetuses are parasites.... and they are creepy

Pulling on it won't make it any bigger, amirite?
When you add mayo to chopped eggs, potatoes, or chicken, it makes it a salad. But when you add mayo to chopped salad, it's coleslaw. amirite?
@krisjimsampson Coleslaw is a salad too.

Ok FRADON - if that's even ur real name but you don't CALL it salad

Pulling on it won't make it any bigger, amirite?
Life may get better for all of us now that Tool is on Spotify, amirite?