....She ate him.
Only if you're beating them over the head with a copy of 'Macbeth'.
Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how big my dick would be if I were a guy. Love this post
Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?
I think the polar bear accidentally ate a...JELLYfish.
oh, and inb4 Zubat eating chips
inb4 Polarthebear shamelessly promoting one of his posts
inb4 anon telling Polarthebear that he's just jelly
inb4 Scrantoncity starting a big argument about how there's no proof that 1 in 5 people are Chinese
Then they take a nice big bite of you and throw you away.
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This made me think of the cabbage guy from avatar for some reason...
Sorry, I only talk to plants.
In sixth grade, they banned physical contact with each other, so we held a protest and sat on the curb yelling, "LET US TOUCH!"
You watch tobuscus, don't you?
i love fucking you too!
sorry i have dyslexia
This site is mostly populated by girls who think they're deep, but they're not. It's similar to the people that only listen to the most obscure indie music thinking that it's so good that "common frat boys" won't appreciate its value, when in all reality, it's a load of shit.
Either that, or it's like that quote by B.o.B. that plagued Facebook a couple months ago. You know, that one about airplanes and shooting stars and MaKiNg♥A♥wIsH.