Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!
I'm a fatty! I'm a fatty! Everything's better, with ham and cheddar, take it from me!
My mom would be like "You spelt 'disappointment' wrong."
Maybe if I reply to myself, people will love me again
Haha! That's a good one, Narwhal!
Santa doesnt want to kill the children
Spelled incorrectly it's Penis
Also, they are both often faked.
let me guess, your life is average?
THE BEST DRAKE AND JOSH LINE EVER:
Drake: What's your bucket doing on my door?
Megan: What's your door doing under my bucket?
Translation: I find Harry Potter to be a very enjoyable series, as I shall treasure these books for all time to come.
It was rated 3.14159 out of 10. Ha.
I would if I was having a fricken stroke