"What if you could turn your lights on... from a different city?" Why the hell would you need to do that? amirite?

Scare the burglars! Frighten the cat! Startle the grandkids! Terrify your husband's mistress! Bother the cleaning lady! Bamboozle the UPS man! Reassure the gardener! Fuck with the meter reader! Amuse the electric company! Chase away the alligators! Endless fun! Dozens of uses! Hours of laughs!

The Little Mermaid just wouldn't have been the same if Ariel was fat, amirite?

I'm a fatty! I'm a fatty! Everything's better, with ham and cheddar, take it from me!

The most awkward and saddening thing that could happen to you is your mom walking in on you writing a suicide note, amirite?

My mom would be like "You spelt 'disappointment' wrong."

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It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?
@Nonsense_Narwhal I'm just joke...er..ing around? :D :(

Maybe if I reply to myself, people will love me again

Haha! That's a good one, Narwhal!

Santa has run out of coal this year, so all the naughty children will be receiving Nickelback albums, amirite?
Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?
Love is like an orgasm, if you have to question it then you didn't have it, amirite?

Also, they are both often faked.

It's awkward when you're trying to figure out what to say when your bro actually tells a cool story.. amirite?
Miranda Cosgrove was a great actress when she was on Drake and Josh, but on iCarly she's terrible, amirite?

Drake: What's your bucket doing on my door?
Megan: What's your door doing under my bucket?

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?
@HarryPotter167 HARRY POTTER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Translation: I find Harry Potter to be a very enjoyable series, as I shall treasure these books for all time to come.

If only the Indians had given the Pilgrims donkey on Thanksgiving. We'd all be getting some ass today, amirite?
You've watched a pirated movie before, amirite?

It was rated 3.14159 out of 10. Ha.

You pronounce amirite like "ah-MEE-ruh-tay" amirite?

I would if I was having a fricken stroke