+658How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?
+157Game physics: You can only carry six Poké Balls, but can manage to origami a bike into a fanny pack, amirite?
+336It's strange to consider how others perceive you. In their mind, they may associate you with certain smells or habits or quirks, and you would never know. It's almost as if another version of you exists, only it is the compilation of the thoughts of everyone around you, amirite?
+798You'll never understand why websites require your password to have 8 numbers, 5 punctuation marks, 2 Greek letters and an elvish verb, amirite?
+227It's ok for a guy to cry. It doesn't mean anything except for being really upset or happy or hurt or depressed. amirite?
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+192We shouldn’t call it the Big Bang Theory because explosions don’t really go “bang”. We should really call it the “KABOOFOWSHFFFFKRZWRRXUMBOOFTM Theory”, amirite?
+280Girls: You have to make a quick run to the store, your in sweats, no make up and a pony tail and you figure "Screw it. I won't see anyone I know in that 5 minute trip." And it NEVER fails. You see your ex boyfriend, 2 hot guys and that pretty girl you were always jealous of in school who your actually hotter than now but she'll never know it because you look like CRAP that day. amirite?
+1,680There is one person you basically hate and everyone else seems to like her/him and you don't know why, amirite?
+360Taking one's chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck. amirite?
+410Everyone compares people and snowflakes because "both are always unique", but the reason they should be compared is that in the end they're all the same despite how distinctive they look. Every snowflake, no matter how different it may seem, is just water. amirite?
+747After your body has moved from simple hunger to "FEED ME NOW OMG I'M DYING," a weird thing happens when you finally do eat. It seems after you take just one bite, your stomach calms down, as though your brain's like, "Oh, okay, everything's cool. We got food coming in now. Emergency averted." amirite?
+444I'm a poet and it's time everyone should know it. I really don't even try. I use words to cry. I use them when I'm mad or when I'm sad, but I never use them when I'm glad. I sit down with paper in my face and my pencil in place. And I see the things that make my mind sing. I hear the things that make my mind dance and I write them down if I get the chance. All I do is write. Just one question, ... amirite?