Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
@Flibbertigibbet listen...i kno a gey person and he said he doesnt like when people say things are 'gay'

If you use gay as a synonym for stupid, people may be offended, but that's because it's using a proper term for someone's sexual orientation as an insult. If you use gay properly, no one will get offended.

It would be awesome to copy what Calvin tried in the comic Calvin and Hobbes: somehow preserve a snowball in your freezer, then take it out and pelt someone in the middle of the summer, amirite?
@TheSexyWaffle I did make a Club G.R.O.S.S , im supreme dictator for life :)

I made that club. But I let my sister in because I had no members.

If 2012 ISN'T the end of the world...how do you explain the death of Michael Jackson and Steve Jobs? amirite?

Michael Jackson died almost three years ago, dude.

It bothers me when people call themselves gardening tools as well.

The Princess Bride is the most epic movie you will ever find with 'princess' in its name, amirite?

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'l

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Procrastination is going to destroy the nation one day amirite?

Then all that will be left is procrasti.

You wonder why Ron and Hermione ever named their kid Hugo, amirite?
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I just assumed it was to keep up the trend of female names in the story. A lot of the girls are named after flowers (Lily, Petunia, etc.)

Sluts aren't just sluts because of what the wear, it's about how they act, too. Clothes are part of it, but not all of it, amirite?

Who cares if someone's a slut? It's her body. Let her do what she wants with it.

Athiests: You can't take the Christ out of Christmas. Its a Chrisitian holiday! Next thing you know, people will try to take the America out of 4th of July... amirite?
Sense of direction doesn't really fit under any of the other five senses; it should be considered the sixth sense, amirite?

Actually, according to research done at Harvard, there are about twenty senses; people just know the easy ones. For example, close your eyes and touch your index finger to your nose. Knowing which finger was your index and were your nose is are senses.

You're going to wear purple on October 20th to commemorate the suicides caused by homophobia, amirite?
@Amish_Allosaurus No, he told them what to write.

The Bible was written by humans. Some was written by Apostles, other parts by prophets, and different people helped as well. God Himself did not write it, nor is it His exact words. It's people's accounts of things God did.

If Kool-Aid made a fried chicken flavor, their sales would sky rocket, amirite?

Lmao this is clever.

If Lil Wayne was not such a badass, amazingly famous rapper, girls might actually realize hes not that sexy, amirite?

Thank you. The man looks like a freaking pirate.

Future Health Care Providers: You can't wait until you graduate from medical school because then you will be called Dr. [insert last name here] and be able to add ,MD after your name, amirite?

I think it's one or the other. I mean, Dr. [Name], Doctor of Medicine is redundant. You could be Dr. [name] or [Name] MD, but not both at once.

"In God We Trust" and "Under God" should never have been added to money and the pledge of allegiance in the first place, amirite?
@yay_im_wrong Back then, there were virtually no atheists, so their version of "separation of church and state" just meant not...

There were plenty of atheists back then. I believe when Maryland was founded, it granted religious tolerance to all Christians, specifically stating that Jews, atheists, and other minorities were not granted equal protection.