You're absolutely right... we should stop testing on animals until all the rapist and pedophiles are free!

Only if there were Pokémon involved.

The more you Kohls.

The mailman knocked on my door yesterday so i killed him

This can be a great motivational quote. "When the going gets tough, at least your left hand isn't a potato."

All drugs should be legalized, not just weed.
Whites are the superior race.
Homosexual marriage is wrong.
Homosexuality is wrong.
It should be illegal to not get an abortion.
We should bring back slavery, but make Canadians our slaves.
Every country should be communist.
Hitler was on the right track.
People should have to pay for an education, basically no public schools.
We should blow up the moon.
The Earth is flat and is the center of the universe.
Nickleback is a great band.
Polygamy should be legal.
Each individual should be forced a random religion, and if they do not follow it perfectly or they would be given the death sentence (unless one rule goes against one of my above beliefs, then it would be ok to break).

*e.g. (for examples)

I.e is for definitions

.... Daria?

There was a famous case where a boy (David Reimer) was born healthy and had his penis mutilated so badly during a circumcision that is was destroyed, so the doctors decided to do a sex re-reassignment surgery switching his genitalia and he was raised as a girl. He had major self identity issues and ended up committing suicide so that's probably what the SVU episode was based on.

I'm so 90s I shit Furbies.

That's bluediculous.

and how "nine" means nine, and "tails" means tails, and Ninetails has got nine tails and is called Ninetails.