The difference between an emo kid and a swinger is one letter.
From 'FML' to 'FMW', amirite?

... my wife? bahaha lovit. :)

You hate it when you're eating and someone asks you a question after you've taken a huge bite so you have to sit in silence until you're finished. amirite?

Also, when you have to sit in silence and eat and it makes the squishy sound in your mouth. i try to eat with some background noise. lol

The way the sound effects of old-school radio dramas were made are pretty creative; Punching a person - punching a cabbage, stabbing someone - stabbing the same cabbage (or perhaps a melon -- clearly not hippies), rain - frying bacon, a fire suddenly igniting - speedily opening an umbrella... amirite?

I figured its because hippies wouldnt hurt vegetables.... lol

Getting excited about a brand new video game doesnt make you a nerd.... if you have a sexy girlfriend... amirite?
Most smokers wish they never started.. amirite?
@shelbybuckffs smomers

yeah its like a smoker... just not. lol 'twas a typo. already changed it. :)

Getting excited about a brand new video game doesnt make you a nerd.... if you have a sexy girlfriend... amirite?

i shouldve added, '...and even if you dont have a hot girlfriend, nerds are still awesome.' i mean, i was single too. so, i geuss i just shouldve chosen my words better. :)

Guilty. :D

It's a weird feeling when you wake up after a dream and can feel yourself forgetting everything you remembered about it, amirite?

and the harder you try to remember it,the harder it is to remember it. haha

Sometimes when you hear tourists talking about your country, your only thoughts are "are we even thinking of the same place?", amirite?

Especially South Africa. O.o I dont get it. :/

Heard someone say 'Thank God im an Atheist!' today, wich is puzzling... amirite?
@Unicorns MAYBE IT WAS A JOKE? DOUBT IT THOUGH.

I think it was like a slip of the tongue thing. It was just pretty wierd. O.o lol

Heard someone say 'Thank God im an Atheist!' today, wich is puzzling... amirite?
@which*

Thank you Spell Check. :P

Sometimes when you hear tourists talking about your country, your only thoughts are "are we even thinking of the same place?", amirite?
Youre never afraid to drive with anyone, untill you start driving yourself. Then you notice all their mistakes and feels like you are about to die. O.o amirite?
@TheLycanLady Ha! Is this aimed at me? xD

bahaha. no love. ;) oneday when you drive into town.. maybe. hehe

Every time you catch yourself acting on a bad habit, you're painfully aware that it needs to stop, but you tell yourself you'll just do it one more time, and then it ends up never going away, amirite?

'Ill stop after ive finished this packet.' -Cigarettes :/ lol

You want to know who the mother is in 'How i met your mother', but you never want it to end.. amirite?
@Len I feel like I've seen this as a post before.

Im sure thats completely possible. lol i wonder how many posts are on amirite in total. O.o