Human skin is reflective. We could a disco ball. Don't believe me? Put your phone on the floor of a dar room and hover your hand over it. amirite?
@motorbikemilly No light is just being cast onto your skin

Why not try what I said? The floor around the phone should brighten up if it is reflective. At least, I think.

If Harry Potter wasn't in Gryffindor or Slytherin, his terrible grades would make him a Hufflepuff. amirite?

They all get their grades back in one of the books, he did fine

Mark Wahlberg is the Walmart Will Smith, amirite?

What does that even mean???

9/10 times, men who refer to human women as "females" are flying their red flags right out if their mouths. amirite?

What about women that do this?

You've probably drank a smoothie that had a worm in it but no one would have knownn, amirite?

[ X ] Doubt

There was a point in human history when pockets didn't exist, amirite?

And that time was surprisingly recent.

The funniest movies are made by smart people writing dumb stuff, but the dumbest movies are made by dumb people trying to write smart stuff, amirite?
@88080808088 Love when Homer "solves" Fermi's Last Theorem

There is actually a book all about the mathematical stuff in the Simpson's
The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets
Book by Simon Singh
It's an interesting read.

Stretching your legs and pointing your toes when you lay down to sleep is a better feeling than morning wood. amirite?
Stretching your legs and pointing your toes when you lay down to sleep is a better feeling than morning wood. amirite?
Stretching your legs and pointing your toes when you lay down to sleep is a better feeling than morning wood. amirite?
@Boknows12 What do you think cis means?

Then why are you acting like you know what morning wood feels like?

Stretching your legs and pointing your toes when you lay down to sleep is a better feeling than morning wood. amirite?
Stretching your legs and pointing your toes when you lay down to sleep is a better feeling than morning wood. amirite?
Stretching your legs and pointing your toes when you lay down to sleep is a better feeling than morning wood. amirite?
There are 5 times less binary numbers than base ten numbers, amirite?

Number of binary numbers: infinite

Number of decimal numbers: infinite

Infinity*5=infinity

So yeah you're right.

Us 3D-beings, are able to control 2D-beings. Maybe 4D-beings are controlling us, but being controlled by 5D-beings, but being controlled by 6D-beings, but being controlled by 7D-beings. So on and so forth. amirite?
@monsterallergies Yeah, I do.

The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity. - yates