When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?

Reminds me of when Arianna Grande did a reverse psychology dick rumor. "Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d— for the rest of my life is disappointed."

When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?
Jimmy John's claiming that their summer wraps are only available temporarily seems redundant. amirite?

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might be the right wordto use

People who are left-handed probably have worse handshakes, amirite?

Lmfao, just because we are left handed doesn't mean our right hand doesn't work 🤣🤣🤣

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
@sharmaji1301 Why even change from qwerty? I feel like its fast enough. Do you notice a difference in speed?

Seriously I already type faster than I can generally come up with text to type out lol.

Creating a national holiday for essential workers would not give essential workers a day off. amirite?
Sometimes antiperspirants are the only solution for depression, which itself depressing, amirite?

Being stanky sure is depressing

Plenty of perverts probably choose mall Santa so that they can get off without getting arrested, amirite?
It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?

I feel lucky to be tall enough and able to hug someone with getting really close ...

Books and Movies that take place in the future cannot be confirmed as fiction until their respective dates pass, amirite?

Nope. Fiction until proven real. Otherwise you can't have atheism. And that's not ok for some of these folks. Lol

The discovery of fire would have made eating eggs so much more appealing. amirite?
@monsterallergies Hard to cook eggs without a pan Id assume.

drop them in ashes fry them on a heated flat stone etc

Most anniversaries likely fall on Saturday or Sunday because people don't like to make special plans during the rest of the week. amirite?

If only the days of the week that each date fell on each year changed or something.

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
There are a lot of girls out there who's only positive character trait is their body, amirite?

That sounds like something you just think.

someone in your friend group is going to have to go to all of your funerals. amirite?

They better sign the log book