Your body is full of bacteria that will wait decades for you to die so it can eat you. amirite?
@GnarlyStarwin Aliens are microscopic

microscopic, aliens are.


(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')

If you're a twin, either you or your sibling was unplanned. amirite?
The existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex, amirite?

Mayhaps formal.. right then let's engage in some proper intercourse

The ability Thick Fat totally comes from Santa, amirite?


Contrary to popular belief, breathing is performed by the lungs in the human body. amirite?

whatchu talking about i breathe from my neck

No matter how bad of a person you are, you'll always see yourself as the good guy. Your conscience will always have some sort of justification that'll prevent you from perceiving yourself as bad. amirite?

Unless you're Billie Eilish.
She's a bad guy, duh.

There are carrots in the world that you share birthdays with. amirite?

Nsfw tag next time please.

The funniest movies are made by smart people writing dumb stuff, but the dumbest movies are made by dumb people trying to write smart stuff, amirite?
@88080808088 Love when Homer "solves" Fermi's Last Theorem

There is actually a book all about the mathematical stuff in the Simpson's
The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets
Book by Simon Singh
It's an interesting read.

We're pieces of meat walking around on a floating rock pretending to have a purpose, amirite?

Way to look on the bright side 🙄

It's almost peculiar that there hasn't been an actual costumed vigilantly yet, amirite?

There probably has but they were probably killed pretty quickly so we never heard about them

If humans have an end date than we probably have a "Best If Used By" date too, amirite?

If there was an animal that could perceive how gravity pulls down on animals and objects around it, then we would not be able to tell through study because we could never perceive this.

A bar tenders job is to poison people, amirite?

A cops job is to kidnap people

It takes a weight off your shoulders to embrace being stupid. It'll no longer feel bad to have someone accuse you of being a moron, they were the idiot here for taking so long to figure it out. amirite?
You technically are born at a very young age because it took months for you to develop, amirite?
The word "copy" is a copy of the word "copy", which is also a copy. amirite?