a book is step by step instructions of what to imagine, amirite?
Mankind will become extinct not from lack of food or water but lack of empathy. amirite?


Since most people never change their numbers, mobile phone area codes are a permanent snapshot of where everyone lived in the early 2000s, amirite?

I think my number has changed at some point but it would have been around '06-'07. So 14-15 years I've had this one.

Your body is full of bacteria that will wait decades for you to die so it can eat you. amirite?
@GnarlyStarwin Aliens are microscopic

microscopic, aliens are.


(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')

If you're ever hungry, hit a fat person up for some food. amirite?
If you're a twin, either you or your sibling was unplanned. amirite?
The existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex, amirite?

Mayhaps formal.. right then let's engage in some proper intercourse

That 70s show, 3rd Rock from the sun and Big Bang Theory are all the same show, amirite?
@mihneacuzino2 Can you please explain?

I can see no discernible difference between the 3. Nearly the exact cast numbers, the same recycled jokes, the same recycled jokes formats.

If you're a hot girl you can drive the ugliest car in the world and no guy bats an eye but a hot guy driving a POS is a failure. amirite?
@Alixkast I mean in in agreement let's not shame people for things they can't change but having a small penis is far from...

Right. Not having any self respect, knowing youll never have love? Thats nots life ruining?

There's no blue food. amirite?

Blue moon ice cream

The ability Thick Fat totally comes from Santa, amirite?


Contrary to popular belief, breathing is performed by the lungs in the human body. amirite?

whatchu talking about i breathe from my neck

Soon enough, we will run out of space for graveyards and burial becomes a luxury that only the richest can afford. amirite?

Cremation will be done by the hospital

If you compare the amount of fur on the rest of its body and it's head you'll find that all dogs are bald. amirite?
No matter how bad of a person you are, you'll always see yourself as the good guy. Your conscience will always have some sort of justification that'll prevent you from perceiving yourself as bad. amirite?

Unless you're Billie Eilish.
She's a bad guy, duh.