I usually come to lunch early and my friends always take their sweet ass time so I'm left sitting at the table for 5 minutes, by myself. - - If I come too late, they rush the table and I'm left sitting at the end, which I hate.
The child I'm actually talking about is my cousin's daughter. My cousin is morbidly obese herself, and whenever I visit her house her daughter is fed greasy and fried food constantly. Her one year old son is overweight, too, and it's sad to see.
I never watched Friends before it aired on Nick at Nite, but now it's one of my favorite shows. Now I watch both whenever there's nothing else on TV.
Oh. I get it now. I was on the touch site when I first read it and all I saw was: "If you got message from your Girlfriend saying "Honey,Thespacebuttononthisphoneisfa
you would wonder what a ternative is, amirite?"
September 5 to June 27: about 9 month. Ew.
My teachers look nothing like their first names. It's weird.
I DONT GET IT
Is this a masturbation joke?
Yeah, but I still really like Mac.
Infantile, sequitur, and abhorrent.
Well, only 3.
I'm scared of escalators. (cry2)
I remember when I made an account I didn't want to be annoying and comment/post too much, but now I don't care.