Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?

I'm currently in a sex Ed class, and my school is really cool about it. The health teacher said abstinence is great and all, but he knows it's unrealistic for all teens to practice. So he just told us the best forms of birth control, how to put a condom on, and many clinics where teens can get free birth control without out parents knowing. It's probably because Chicago has the highest amount of teens with STDs, but at least they're not saying sex is evil.

Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
@Favvkes cough nackledfoodle cough

I love the nacklefoodle joke so much.

Your family sometimes discusses politics and philosophy at the dinner table, amirite?

lolno. We never have family dinners, and whenever I talk about politics they're like "lolwut"" because neither of my parents vote.

The amirite community is filled with people of all different races, genders, opinions, and age all getting along the whole world should be like this, amirite?
@Not true. Most people on here are white.

How is it not true? There are users that aren't white.

Guys: Whenever you're done making a SWEET shirt out of your goatee hair, you always write "Goa-tee" on it with silver spray paint, amirite?
When one person commits an atrocity, it is considered a crime and is met with punishment. When millions of people commit atrocities, it is considered a culture and is met with tolerance, amirite?

What specific culture are you talking about?

You hate pickles who pretend to be old women just so you can let them sit on the bus, amirite?

Dude, I thought this only happened to me!

Gay people don't care if straight people get married, so why should straight people care if gay people get married, amirite?

Because some people are stupid.

Words like " cock block" and " penalize" sound dirty. amirite?

HEHEHAHAHARDYHAR COCK AND PENAL ARE SUCH FUNNY WORDS

All drugs should be legaI. Its not the governments place to tell its citizens what or what not they can ingest. Prohibition of of alcohol was a ridiculous exercise in futility. Just because cocaine, heroin, marijuana, or methamphetamine do not enjoy the same kind of support as alcohol or tobacco does not negate the rights of their users to consume them, amirite?
First SOPA and PIPA, now ACTA. It looks like we'll need a full scale revolution before long, amirite?
You feel accomplished when well-known amirite users "follow" you, amirite?

Carter, favvkes, and Johnny follow me. Boss.

You like hot chicks, amirite?

Well, duh, since I like myself.

God, that joke was lame.

Dr. House or Robert Downy Jr. would have been a much better haymitch for the Hunger Games than the guy they have, amirite?

I really liked the idea of Woody Harrelson(sp?) as Haymitch, but then I see the trailer and his hair is horrible. Horrendously horrible. But that doesn't really matter as long as he puts on a good performance.