+472If you're born in September it's safe to assume your parents started their New Year with a bang. amirite?
+19Carinet players: It's annoying when you tell someone you play the clarinet and they say "Oh, like Squidward!", amirite?
+206A foolish man tells a woman to shut up. A wise man tells a woman she's beautiful with her mouth closed. amirite?
-9When you're really mad at someone you think about killing them and bringing them back to life afterward, amirite?
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+875You hate when you're at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?", amirite?
+196They say drugs don't teach kids anything but that's a lie. Drugs taught a whole generation of kids the metric system. amirite?
+298Nothing says you almost got caught watching porn like staring at an empty Google search bar, amirite?
+10It's annoying when there's a post about Twilight and someone in the comments always has to say "You watch Twilight?!!? What's wrong with youuu?????", amirite?
0When you say the word "poop" your mouth does the same motion as your butt. The same can be said for "explosive diarrhea", amirite?
+443At the rate things are going, pretty soon people will be able to get married online. Instead of saying "I do" we'll click "I agree to these terms and conditions", amirite?
+282Air freshener: because there's no louder way to tell everyone in the house you just took a shit, amirite?