You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?
@BeedleTheBard He saw them before, because he saw his parents die.

He didn't see his parents die. He only saw the green light and he didn't see Quirrel die because he passed out. The first person he actually saw die, was Cedric

You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?
@1337436

yeah he got married to Hannah Abbott and became the Herbology teacher

It would suck if Hitler actually meant "I hate Juice" but people misheard him, amirite?
@http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

Wow I feel dumb. It took me forever to figure out why you posted that link. I skimmed through the whole page wondering what I was looking for... then I got it...

It's weird how 25 degrees is warm in air but if you jump in 25 degree water it's freezing, amirite?

This is most definitely Celsius/centigrade. The water would be frozen with 25 degrees Fahrenheit

I bet those 12 publishers that turned down J.K. Rowling really hate themselves right now. amirite?

I don't understand how anyone can vote no way on this unless they don't know who J.K. Rowling is.

In apples to apples, when possessing the helen keller card, it's just like catching the golden snitch. You automatically win, amirite?

Actually you don't automatically win when you catch the snitch. You end the game and earn your team 150 points. I like the attempt though :)

You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?

This is why you ask, "do you have anything in your pockets?" first. They will most likely be confused by why you are asking to know that you will push them if they say no.

You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?
People who love the Harry potter series complain about how long it takes for the next movie to come out but don't think about how star wars fan waited about 20 years for tr next ones to come out, amirite?

I'm sorry but Harry Potter fans don't complain about how long it takes for the movies to come out, they complain about how unrelated to the actual story line they are.

you know someone's pants are tight when you can clearly see their phone in their pocket, amirite?

It could mean that the pockets are really small

@1008910

I still consider Pluto a planet. It was in my science book and it was what I learned when I was taught the planets.

Owning a pool is way overrated. It takes a lot of labor and money for it to actually stay clean, and even then it's not the same as going to a public pool or beach with your friends. amirite?

But if you have your own pool, you don't have to worry about people you don't like being there

Guys: Girls who like Harry Potter are a turn off, amirite?

If that is true, my friends are right. I'm never getting a boyfriend...

If they leave the 'There's the silver lining I've been looking for' dialogue out of the DH movie, you will be pissed. amirite?

They should just stick with the dialogue in the book.

When a package says "easy open" you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber. amirite?

Don't forget a sonic screwdriver!