Watching a cockroach give birth is extremely disgusting, amirite?

I kind of think it's beautiful.
No, seriously.

Watching a cockroach give birth is extremely disgusting, amirite?

Did this make anyone else a little horny?

Guys: sometimes when you're faxing your girlfriend, and it's a huge load, it gets jammed in the rear. Then you have to thrust your fingers round back to release it. You feel relieved when you finally pull it out and your load gets sent to her, but you hope she doesn't make any little copies of it after a few months, amirite?

You should always use a cover sheet when faxing

Here is a compromise to this 90's kids debate... If you don't remember a world before internet (Windows 95), then you are not a 90's kid, amirite?

Okay, I'm going to clear this up.

Baby = 0
Toddler = 1-3
Child = 4-10
Early Adolescent = 11-13
Mid Adolescent = 14-16
Late Adolescent = 17-19
Young Adult = 20-35
Middle Aged = 36-64
Old Age = 65+

A child is from 4-10, so...

1976-1979 = True 80's Kids.
1980-1982 = 80's Majorities, 90's Minorities.
1983-1985 = 80's Minorities, 90's Majorities.
1986-1989 = True 90's Kids.
1990-1992 = 90's Majorities, 00's Minorities.
1993-1995 = 90's Minorities, 00's Majorities.
1996-1999 = True 00's Kids.
2000-2002 = 00's Majorities, 10's Minorities.
2003-2005 = 00's Minorities, 10's Majorities.
2006-2009 = True 10's Kids.

Someone born in 1992 turned 4, 5, 6, 7 in the 90's, and 8, 9, 10 in the 00's. That's a majority 90's.

Someone born in 1993 turned 4, 5, 6 in the 90's, and 7, 8, 9, 10 in the 00's. That's a majority 00's.

Oh, and the ultimate 90's kid is a tie between 1986 and 1987...
Therefore, the ultimate 00's kid is a tie between 1996 and 1997...

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What's with all this fascination with zombies? A walking mannequin or dead person has absolutely no interest for me. Did it start with Michael Jackson's "Thriller?" I never did understand that one, either.
You dislike when users predominately follow the gender to which they are attracted (if they mention said preference in their bio or comments) because it seems like they only want to flirt, amirite?

B- b- but... I'm bisexual. wary smilie

You wouldn't really want to know when you are going to die, amirite?

Unless by knowing I could prevent it somehow. I wouldn't want to know way ahead of time, as that will probably have negative effects on my life... But if I were to die tomorrow or in a few days/weeks I think I'd like to know so I can say my goodbyes.

Horrifically dangerous drinking game: take a drink every time you think about sex, amirite?

I would take a single drink. I never stop.

You wonder when minorities will realize Democrats are only using them for votes, amirite?

It's true! Hispanics, blacks, and gays are the only reason Obama got re-elected!

Anonymous -1Reply
Songs are just better when they're not censored, amirite?
For my 18th birthday i am going to go to school in a suit and tie, also instead of a back pack i will carry a brief case... this is amazing, amirite?
@monstrosity ... Why does this sound so familiar?

cause you is a faggoty fag fag fag

Anonymous -10Reply
You never realise how much you use a site until it's down, amirite?
you wouldn't want all of the money in the world, amirite?

Obviously not. If you think about it...you having all the worlds money would make money worthless, as no one else would have it. Society would then exile you and go back to the trade and barter system when money was worthless. A more rational wish would be for all the money in, say, The ontario provence in Canada or something along those lines.

It's ridiculous that there are books banned from certain libraries because of their content. Don't like it? Then don't read it. It's not your job to force your beliefs and values on others by tellin us what we can and cannot read, amirite?

You know, hippies are just fascists in disguise.

Anonymous +1Reply
It's ridiculous that there are books banned from certain libraries because of their content. Don't like it? Then don't read it. It's not your job to force your beliefs and values on others by tellin us what we can and cannot read, amirite?

I need to know more about this, but I feel like if a library owner doesn't want a book in their library they don't have to provide that book. I mean, it's not your job to force people to conform to your beliefs either and if you want that book, go to somewhere that has it.