+196Guys: you like to give yourself a cool nickname like 'Studcannon' or 'The Loveinator' and refer to yourself as it whenever possible, because the chicks really dig stuff like that. You also wonder why no one invites you out anymore, amirite?
+694You know your drug deal has gone horribly wrong when you ask your dealer for a gram of coke, and he says 'Is Pepsi ok?', amirite?
+161The best part of Antiques Roadshow is when some old loser finds out their crap isn't worth anything, amirite?
+18We are free to ignore reality, but we are not free to ignore the consequences of ignoring reality, amirite?
+100Our planet is just a speck of dust that is one of millions in a cluster that is itself one of billions. Our dust speck has a thin layer over it, a slimy transition between molten rock and hard vacuum. We are just the bacteria that started growing in that slime due to ideal conditions, amirite?
+26You have a bad feeling that you're gonna regret this whole Internet thing when you're older, amirite?
+21Considering that political satirists often portray politicians as monkeys, and comparing Bush to monkeys was a popular meme, satire/cartoons portraying Obama as a monkey shouldn't be considered a racial-based joke, but a general incompetent-politician-as-monkey joke, amirite?
+262If you don't work, you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself working class, amirite?
+353Telling someone 'You shouldn't be sad because millions of people in the world have worse lives than you' is equivalent to telling them 'You shouldn't be happy because millions of people have better lives than you'. Amirite?
+115Guys: Sometimes you worry that people don't like you for who you are inside, that they just like you for your extremely large penis, amirite?
+270If a serial killer were to kill you by skinning you alive, and then leather your skin and make it into a pair of curtains, you would prefer your skin-curtains to have a nice floral print on them, rather than just a block colour, amirite?
+10You like to act like you're a hardcore badarse motherfucker, but anytime in your life that shit got real or scary, you screamed like a little girl and ran home, am I right?
+46If 100 people love you and 1 guy hates you, you'll always worry more about the person that hates you than the people that don't; if you get 10 compliments and 1 nasty comment, you'll always focus on the single negative opinion about you than the multiple positive ones, am I right?