+1,012If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
+871Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?
+1,799Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?
+872Snape didn’t just hate Neville for being bad at Potions – Snape’s particular hatred for Neville was because if Voldemort had decided Neville was the Chosen One and gone after him, Lily would still be alive, amirite?
+797You’ve wondered if people see and taste things different – like, if every person’s tastebuds taste chocolate differently, or when we learn in primary school “this colour is called blue” if we’re all seeing the same colour, or if my blue is different to your blue, amirite?
+1,198You feel really exhausted when, after a long plane ride, you still have to collect your luggage, find your hotel, unpack your stuff, and get the condoms full of heroin out of your arse, amirite?
+817I saw the new Harry Potter movie today, and I thought it was really ... (Second part of this post coming July 2011). Amirite?
+913If the first Harry Potter book was set after 2001, Professor Quirrell would never have gotten as far as he did, because everyone would automatically suspect the guy wearing a turban, amirite?
+694You know your drug deal has gone horribly wrong when you ask your dealer for a gram of coke, and he says 'Is Pepsi ok?', amirite?
+557We work jobs we hate, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like, amirite?
+347If you can't afford to see Transformers 3D, just get a friend to toss some Lego in your face and push you down the stairs, amirite?
+603The Internet is changing society. For example, imagine the courtrooms of the future: “My client pleads non-guilty to first degree murder under the legal grounds of PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.” Amirite?
+270If a serial killer were to kill you by skinning you alive, and then leather your skin and make it into a pair of curtains, you would prefer your skin-curtains to have a nice floral print on them, rather than just a block colour, amirite?
-735The Holocaust was awful, and it brings you to tears to think about how many Jews are still out there to be killed, amirite?