+289I’d take your message for social upheaving a lot more seriously if your Anarchy shirt hadn’t been purchased at Hot Topic, amirite?
-3Noel Gallagher thought that Spinal Tap was a real band. But, then again, he also thought Oasis was a real band, amirite?
+41(Band) sold more than 100 albums/can now pay their rent/is known outside their local scene? SELLOUTZ! Amirite?
+29“(Popular artist) is a shite singer.” “OMG! YOU CAN’T SING ANY BETTER!” “Yeah, douche, but I’m not being paid to be a singer.” Amirite?
+10Stop being an elitist arsehole, guy working at the record store. You aren’t actually in U2/Pearl Jam/whatever. You just sell their albums, amirite?
+3Admit it, you stopped liking your favourite band after they started getting played on the radio, didn’t you, you hipster douchebag? Amirite?
+5Russell Brand should totally sodomise the fuck out of Noel Fielding. NO HOMO! Amirite?
+18It was sad day when you realised that you were never going to be a rock star/actor/dancer and that you had to get a real job, amirite?
+23720 years ago, having a piercing or tattoo was a fashion statement. Now, not having one is a fashion statement, amirite?
+6Yes, Mr. Straight-Edge, I do drink, because I learnt this crazy concept called moderation, which is very different from excess or deprivation, amirite?
+41Wow, I can’t believe Lenin found time to be a Russian revolutionary AND write songs for the Beatles! Amirite?
+562If Aliens ever studied human reproduction by watching porn, they’d think we’re idiots - Putting the penis in the wrong holes, girl-on-girl doesn’t make babies, and the semen never ends up where it should, amirite?