About me.

Im Sam, SamTheSimpMan, i simp for few people, these people are very important to me, that is all.

My life and ambitions.

I want to suffer and die

A brief history of my life.


The things I could never live without.

The people i simp for

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.

No favorite books yet
Shows: Invader Zim, MaoMao, OK K.O, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gravity Falls
Music: Songs: Mama Told Me -Mother Mother, Spaceship -Art Sorority, Art Is Dead -Bo Burnham, Hurt -Oliver Tree, Misery Meat -Sodikken
Movies: 9, The Legends Of The Guardians, Owls Of Ga'hool, Invader Zim Enter The Florpus
Food: calamari

The coolest places I've visited.


In my free time I like to...

Write stories

Favourite Quotes

"If someone turns their back on you grab their ass" -Sam 2021
"Compressed and depressed"- someone sometime
"If i don't understand it it can't hurt me"
-Sam 2022

You should send me a message if you..

Want an awkward and meaningless conversation that wont last longer than an hour

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