In Cognito, nobody knows who you are or what you're doing, amirite?
@sabachthani i don't get it :( is it supposed to be a pun? cause normally it should be "in incognito..."

The joke was that I made Cognito a place, so if you were in the place called cognito, this situation would arise because you'd be "Incognito".

Pistachios are the best kind of nuts, amirite?
@1751065

Fuck yeah, had it once in Belgium, want more of it now.

You find it easier to remember how to count from 1-26 in a foreign language than to recite the alphabet, amirite?
There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until you catch one you're just stuck there holding your rod, amirite?

So if we imagine women to be fish and guys to be the fishermen, then we can get the following scenarios;

The lonely guy who, as you say, is left holding his rod while there are not fish going for his bait.
The creepy "Captain Ahab" like guy who stalks one fish for days on end and will hook it no matter what the eventual cost will be.
The happy fisher who goes home with his fish at the end of the day and is happy with life.
The guy who does this for fun, or one of the supposed assholes, who will catch a fish and then release it before catching a new one.
Oh and lest we forget the fishing crew who go out after one fish and rape it mercilessly.

I mean catch it. wary smilie

We need to stop giving kids money for their teeth at a young age. It's this kind of behaviour which makes them think selling their kidneys for money when they're older is perfectly acceptable, amirite?
@gbgkgdgfu who buy kidneys expect people in hospitals whose are failing?

They don't buy them, they get kidneys donated to them. Black Markets buy kidneys. Thugs on streets and stuff like that.

We need to stop giving kids money for their teeth at a young age. It's this kind of behaviour which makes them think selling their kidneys for money when they're older is perfectly acceptable, amirite?
@gbgkgdgfu why would donating a kidney be a bad thing?

Donating isn't the same as selling it for money.

Unicorns are real. They're like thestral's but for the gay community. And we won't let you pet one until we can get married, amirite?

Brilliant.

You watermark your nudes cuz u a bad bitch, amirite?
@kay_nic1695 Your grammar and spelling are etrocious.

The internet is just one big spelling bee.

We need to stop giving kids money for their teeth at a young age. It's this kind of behaviour which makes them think selling their kidneys for money when they're older is perfectly acceptable, amirite?
There's no point giving a dotted line on packages when it doesn't even tear across it, amirite?
There was a time when you weren't sure if glow in the dark things were light sources or not, because it required light to glow and seemed like just really slow reflection, yet it could produce light when no other source of light was around, amirite? You now know that it is for sure a light source because light is used to reverse a chemical reaction, which then takes place in the forwards direction when there is no light, and is thus chemoluminescence, amirite?

Well fuck, that's a science lesson and a half.

It's weird that Christians hate the people responsible for Jesus being crucified. He came back to life, and his death saved everyone from going to hell. That's like hating the guy who borrowed your bike so he could buy you a house, amirite?

I am a Christian but I can't see where you pulled the "we hate those that killed jesus grawr fuck'em" from. However, this post still made me laugh a shit load.

Its ridiculous that some people think teenagers are to young to became atheists. The way I see it, once you stop believing in santa and the tooth fairy,that's when you should stop believing in god. amirite?
Its ridiculous that some people think teenagers are to young to became atheists. The way I see it, once you stop believing in santa and the tooth fairy,that's when you should stop believing in god. amirite?

I don't believe in the first two, but I still believe in a higher power. It's extremely narrow minded to assume that just because you stop believing in two imaginary figures, you should stop believing in something which gives people hope and faith. Narrow minded and cruel, really.

It'd be really awkward to have to tell someone you clogged their toilet. "Hey, uhh, I just used your bathroom and, well, long story short, I ate some Mexican food not too long ago and now the floor of your bathroom looks like lake...with some little black kids swimming in it..", amirite?

I just used your toilet, and this is crazy
But I kinda clogged it, clean it maybe?