I don't know how many people can smell through wrappers

the less you know the more you are happy, amirite?

The more you know the more sad life is

Cavemen probably had some weird belly buttons as they didn't sever the umbilical cord as cleanly at birth. amirite?

Adam and Eve didn't have any. My time travels confirmed it was a fig and not an apple, which is why they covered up with fig leaves right away in the middle of the Garden of Eden. Dumb bitch ruined everything!

A Red apple actually exists as Cyan. amirite?
A Red apple actually exists as Cyan. amirite?
@hamsterhead Then technically, the "cyan" color is called "red" and the other colors are called based upon what they are not...

I like that! lol. I have always wondered if my red is the same as your red as its all in how our brain interprets the signal. The same wavelength is interpreted by each, but whose to say its interpreted the same way.

Anyway, maybe the US should start calling colors based upon absorption instead of reflection, since it already dismisses metric. :P

A microwave that advertised "one full rotation every 30 seconds" would have huge market appeal, amirite?

Then some marketeer would get the idea to promote that more rpm = better, and before you know it, we've got the Turbospin 9000 for sale, essentially a cross between a microwave and a centrifuge...

Being naked was normal in the old days, amirite?

This is the same argument use I used at H&M! Apparently undressing yourself to try on clothes in the middle of the store is frowned upon

A boner is a male-period, amirite?

I don't know which part of this is more incorrect

Getting shot is most likely a once in a lifetime experience, amirite?

Depends on neighborhood and profession.

In 100 years drinking will be frowned upon like smoking currently is, amirite?

Star Trek, 300 years in the future and still pushing Romulan Ale

The human body has seven orfices taking nostrils and ears into account. So Snow White might have interesting options if the Seven Dwarves are enough small... amirite?
You would think the double bullseye on a dart board would rarely be hit, but it always seems to be the most worn out spot on the board. amirite?
@Rouby Oh no I'm pretty good at darts, but still kinda funny

Its fun to play drunk and then you get the THUD throw into the wall occasionally lol.

In the Harry Potter universe there are probably hundreds of different spells designed for sex, amirite?

Wingardium Dickiosa

Some colleges have mandatory minimum attendance rule because they themselves know their professors are not good enough to get students to attend the classes, amirite?

Eh. It's more about finding. Class census date and attendance is how they get state funding. Attrition is more important that enrollment on the first day.