Cancers and diseases are here for a reason. To keep the human population in check. amirite?

to punish the gays

Seriously, how hard is it to know the difference between 'than' and 'then'? It seems that many posters use 'then' when the correct word is actually 'than'. I'm sorry for ranting but I'm really getting confused when reading posts like 'Chocolate is better then ice cream, amirite?', amirite?

than why don't you go teach a seminar rather then rant on a website

Life is like a rollercoster, you can get the highest of highs, but also the lowest of lows, amirite?

lowest a rollercoaster gets is ground level or just below

It's the pinnicle of human hypocisy that there is such a high demand for animal rights, yet the killing of unborn humans is considered a personal choice. In other words, we'd rather protect the puppies and rabbits than our own children. We need to get our priorities straight, amirite?
Condom dispensers; men's best invention. amirite?

1. they always break
2. then u have to use a condom...

It's the pinnicle of human hypocisy that there is such a high demand for animal rights, yet the killing of unborn humans is considered a personal choice. In other words, we'd rather protect the puppies and rabbits than our own children. We need to get our priorities straight, amirite?

Wat about protecting the rights and lives of others involved? Like the prospective parents who do not want the fetus.

I got a rough handjob from a PETA member. She seriously abused my meat. amirite?
@When you wrote this joke did you think most people would find it very funny?

when you commented anonymously, did you think i wouldn't find you?

God loves everyone. amirite?

He hates you

We spend so much time trying to be attractive, but if you're not beautiful on the inside you're not beautiful on the outisde. Amirite?

nobody cares about a diamond ring if it is inside a piece of shit. look good, and people will care to know you're good

crayons are probably the worst writing device ever invented...i mean, sticks of colored wax? amirite?
@Joe_Larson nobody writes with them because they are horrible to write with. that's why colored pencils were invented =)

that does not mean they were invented for writing. you are a complete faggot. how dare you run a smut campaign against crayons. im outraged

Seriously, how hard is it to know the difference between 'than' and 'then'? It seems that many posters use 'then' when the correct word is actually 'than'. I'm sorry for ranting but I'm really getting confused when reading posts like 'Chocolate is better then ice cream, amirite?', amirite?
@*than

i wrote what i meant to write

Some people are just posting random things that barley make sense just to hve fun now, amirite?

isn't that the point?

Someday, I will be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better. amirite?

one day you'll die...

You can not trust something that bleeds for 7 days and does not die. Women may, and that's a stretch, be able to run a company 3 weeks out of the month. But that is just not good enough. amirite?
@on average girls only bleed 5 days. thanks.

it takes 10 bad minutes for a woman president to decide that Iraq has pissed her off enough today and then fires off a nuke

telling me "but your wearing shorts" is not a good excuse for a stranger to look at my ass. Its not a free pass, amirite?

they say juicy... i agree