+6Since two people in bed is a twosome and three is a threesome, that explanes why you always say you are handsome.
-2You celebrate the 1/4 of July between the 7th and 8th of the month, amirite?
+12I figured it out! Congress has been acting so naughty in an effort to revive the coal industry.
+10I'm surprised Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in numbers never bothered him before.
+8I say keep up all the confederate statues and erect Nat Turner statues right next to them. More
+7Apparently "Angry Birds" is not raising your middle finger at bad drivers...but an actual game.🙄 More
+12Trump said in his campaign that if I voted for Clinton, I would be stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from day one. Turns out, he was right; I voted for Clinton and I'm stuck with a criminal president under federal investigation from day one. Amirite?
+14It sucks when you can't think of a good post, so you decide to post about not being able to think of a good post, but there is already at least three posts about not being able to think of a good post, amirite?
-6People who complain about rape need to get over it, amirite? Lots of people have bad stuff happen to them. Some get killed, some get robbed, some get cancer. Life sucks for everyone. Rape victims aren't the only ones who have it bad so they mustn't keep talking about it. More