More house pets probably die directly from lethal injection rather than natural causes due to more owners opting to euthanize them. amirite?

Dying of natural causes is highly overrated. There is no need for the discomfort of that last few days.

Jebus stole from the Great Pyramids and plagued his people. amirite?
@Skurlett Who's jebus

Never watched Simpsons?

Hair would 1000x creepier if it was the same color as your skin, amirite?

Humans actually have about as many hair follicles as chimps or gorillas, our hair is thinner and often times much shorter. If you look really closely to anyone you think is hairless on their body you will actually see very small hairs, women particularly love it when you mention that they have hairs on the small of their back.

The expression 'nothing to be sneezed at' makes absolutely no sense. amirite?
@freq432 So... I guess you have lots of beavers over there?

I dont know, theres a video on youtube where a guy is chasing some beaver and hes swearing.

We have other expressions:

Nie ucz ojca dzieci robić - dont teach a father how to make children

Nie wywołuj wilka z lasu - dont call the wolf from the forest

Wypchaj się sianem - stuff yourself with hay!

Etc.

If you hold your head, you'll be holding one of the most intricate objects the universe has created. amirite?

Life is pain

If you masturbate then you pleasure yourself. If you pleasure yourself you are pleasuring the same sex. Thus if you masturbate then you are gay. amirite?

But my socks were on...

Jebus stole from the Great Pyramids and plagued his people. amirite?

Who's jebus

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
@MS0410 And then there are those without a voice in their heads. Absolute silence.

This has always freaked me out. Do they get lonely? Does silence drive them crazy faster?

SPAM is redneck pâté, amirite?
It would really suck to be a claustrophobic vampire. amirite?

I feel attacked

Woman's pants have bad pockets to make them buy purses and bags, amirite?

Is irritating as having no pockets is I honestly think the purpose is to remove the lines and seams that having a sack of fabric underneath the surface creates. The only pants and jackets I see with no pockets/fake pockets are the form fitting ones, so it sort of makes sense for them to utilize this method to make it look more streamlined. Never seen a pair of trackies have fake pockets before...

You could really ruin strip clubs for your son, by taking him to one on his 18th birthday and continually talking about his mum. amirite?

"She's up next"

Wearing masks must be one hell of a revelation for people with bad breath. amirite?

Mask breath is real.

Once your hobby becomes a job, it's boring, amirite?
Water is the default taste, amirite?