Living and dying is the same biological process. All that changes is the POV that perceives it. amirite?


Whoever is deciding the ratio of the size of a jar of salsa to the size of a bag of tortilla chips is way off. amirite?

This is a great time to also talk about toasters and slices of bread.

There is supposedly a surplus of potatoes, yet they are very expensive. amirite?


If humans had evolved 16 fingers instead of 10, we would all be using hexadecimal instead of decimal. amirite?
Switch the P and C in Popcorn then you get cop porn, amirite?

Or cocporn

Love is a pointless emotion until someone shares theirs with you, amirite?

I don't understand

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?

That is the healthiest way to prepare punk

Cheese is the only thing that, when you melt it, becomes more delicious. amirite?

Am I the only one that enjoys melted (or partially melted) ice cream?

The chances of being killed by an ant is low, but not zero, amirite?
Someone in history had the biggest dick of human existence, but didn't know it. amirite?

Rasputin has entered the chat

jaja! A la mi gusta tu mantequilla, dame mas mantequilla.

Super Natural and Supernatural are exact opposites. amirite?

Yeah. I get it.

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand is indirectly responsible for hentai, amirite?

It is also indirectly responsible for the holocaust and Adolf Hitler being known as one of the worst people

If all humans simply disappeared one day no one would know about it. amirite?

the matrix would know and would probably have to fix that issue

Ten years ago we were told to never get in a strangers car and never meet someone over the internet, nowadays we get in stranger's car's who we met over the internet. amirite?

We were also told not to take open candy from strangers at Halloween cause they could put drugs in it, and for 30 years I have still never gotten free drugs from anyone, especially not old white woman on Halloween....