Men who are growers really just have Transformers for penises. amirite?

I guess you could call growers dickepticons then

You can't describe a color to a colorblind person, amirite?
@Itsjbutera You can try to describe it with feelings, for example red can be anger, but also the feeling of the sun warming...

and when i think of red i think of blood and want to murder someone soooo🤷🏻‍♂️😂

You can't describe a color to a colorblind person, amirite?
Most people only measure things in multiples of 5, amirite?
@Openeyes Except penis

Nah sorry I measure mine in mm so 5mm

Pickles are the only thing routinely added to only the middle of a hamburger, amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount You meant "center" instead of "middle?"

You'd think common sense would kick in but obviously that's not the case here FFS

Pickles are the only thing routinely added to only the middle of a hamburger, amirite?
@88080808088 Cheese? Catsup? Onions?

I mean like the center of the burger instead of covering the whole area.

Donating blood before getting drunk is a good way to help save lives, and then reward yourself with the cheapest buzz you've ever had. amirite?

Used to have a tradition with a pal in undergrad: Donate blood & then head back to my apartment to enjoy some jazz lettuce.

The chances of being killed by an ant is low, but not zero, amirite?
Love is a pointless emotion until someone shares theirs with you, amirite?

I don't understand

When you spill something on yourself, your standards for what makes an acceptable napkin are suddenly much lower than normal. amirite?
Technically, chocolate is healthy cause it comes from a fruit, amirite?
@Iamalgend So does cocaine

Cocaine comes form coca leaves, not the fruit

The black man ALWAYS dies first. amirite?
When you light a candle, you're also starting a fire, amirite?
@Fogalien Is it starting a fire, or just transferring it from the match, lighter, etc.?

Let's just not start or transfer any o' that to any more forests . K?

Lives are lost in there....

Super Natural and Supernatural are exact opposites. amirite?

Yeah. I get it.

Saying "The creature" sounds more ominous than saying "The scary creature", amirite?

Word make power!