Feeling good about your body and having confidence feels better than a piece of cake will ever taste, amirite?
It's bothersome that high schoolers are posting on their facebook "legalize marijuana", because even if they legalized marijuana tomorrow there would be no way in hell they would legalize it for minors. I guess they were all too high to figure that one out. amirite?

'high' schoolers

If you are having a conversation with me put the phone away. You don't need to check it every 5 minutes. People are not changing their Facebook statuses that often!

I find it awfully rude.

Back pockets are useless. but without them, jeans would look weird. amirite?

When i put items in my back pockets and sit down i think ive sat on them :o

You should be able to set certain songs on your iPod to never come up on shuffle so that it won't embarrass you when you're listening to your iPod with people, amirite?

You can! On iTunes, right click on the song you want to skip, click on options, then tick 'skip when shuffling'.

"Dinner's going to get cold!" is now only for when parents want you to hurry up, because we have microwaves to reheat the food should it get cold, amirite?

It always has been.

The Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber break up is not worthy of a CNN headline, amirite?

JB looks like a lesbian.

"Being awesome" is a perfectly acceptable response to the question "What are you doing?", amirite?
Trying to shuffle while showering isn't the safest, brightest idea; no matter how catchy the beat is. Amirite?

Everyday I'm shuffling...

Saying pop songs in a regular speaking voice with no tune or rhythm makes the artist sounds completely retarded, amirite?

I just said 'pop songs' out loud and yes, I did sound somewhat retarded.

No matter how many bathrooms you find in your dream, you never manage to satisfactorily use one, amirite?

When I was little I used to dream I was sitting on the toilet, and wake up having wet the bed.

You should be able to set certain songs on your iPod to never come up on shuffle so that it won't embarrass you when you're listening to your iPod with people, amirite?
You feel like a hypocrite when you break a promise after yelling at someone for breaking their promise, amirite?

*You are a hypocrite when...

If you don't drink, people always say, "oh, that's cool..." but more often than not, whenever you hang out with them and they find out you actually DON'T drink, at all, they start acting like you're childish or prudish or whatever, start drifting away, and don't want to hang out any more, amirite?

Why don't you drink?

I used to draw people with my eyes closed and then show them the masterpiece I had created.