you sound like a little kid on the phone. Amirite?
@1668359

ik him in real life haha

The nurses at your school don't know shit, amirite?

They are so stupid

The first time you started playing Pokemon, you deleted all your moves that didn't do damage, amirite?
@dzmax Flash was the one that would always annoy me.

I feel you on that. They make u equip it in the beginning but after that it's pretty much useless

The first time you started playing Pokemon, you deleted all your moves that didn't do damage, amirite?
It's weird how shampoo says 'for external use only'. It's like, you know what, I really feel like my liver could use a good wash, amirite?

Or clean out their stomach after eating shit...

Making your license plate I1I-11I1 would be a foolproof way to get away with any crime. Imagine trying to write down that plate when it's speeding away from you.
Generally you stopped playing Pokemon after beating the Elite Four, not after completing the Pokedex "catching them all", amirite?

Personally I like the Sapphire Emerald Ruby storyline the best

you sound like a little kid on the phone. Amirite?
@1667847

Hey purple cow how did u find my man Locke

you sound like a little kid on the phone. Amirite?

And Locke that's only you

All english teachers are absolutely insane. amirite?

Maybe just at our school...hahaha

A paper cut is the paper's way of saying, "If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter, but this is the best I can do," amirite?
@Blearslyrarer ur so random haha lol (:

sorry, i just cant stop thinking about that sweet, sweet change

haha nice pun

It stinks that the Hunger Games movies went from a totally badass movie to a movie that girls are obsessing over because the guys in it are attractive, amirite?
@Cagn Can't it be both?

It can be, i just dont want screaming teenage girls in the theater when i sit down with my buddies

“The Founding Fathers never envisioned executive orders being used to restrict our constitutional rights. We live in a republic, not a dictatorship. The president should not be able to act unilaterally when it comes to our constitutional rights. Executive orders were meant as a way for the president to implement legislatively passed laws, not to make law.” -Jeff Duncan, House of Representatives on Gun Control

The Founding Fathers also lived in the 18th century and had slaves who they beat and raped, and had wives who they thought of as inferior beings. Also, a musket isn't nearly as dangerous as the weapons of today.

Making your license plate I1I-11I1 would be a foolproof way to get away with any crime. Imagine trying to write down that plate when it's speeding away from you.
@OnePiecepkmn http://xkcd.com/1105/ Yes, I just had to do this.

i got the idea from them but i couldnt cite them because i didnt know how to find the comic