+400It's strange how you can remember the most insignificant things perfectly, but you can't memorize anything useful, amirite?
+2,179It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
+365There's always that person who always volunteers to hand back the test so that s/he can see everyone's grade, amirite?
+35A good pickup line would start with well known beginning but have a twist at the end. "hey honey, do you work at subway? Because you should make me a sammich.", amirite?
+1,004The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material, amirite?
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+3,136I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
+1,780The show "Toddlers & Tiaras" was only named that because "Strippers in Training" and "My Mother has Self-Esteem Issues" weren't catchy enough titles. amirite?
+1,407It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. amirite?
+1,095How much of a prick you are is directly proportional to how long your drink order is at Starbucks. amirite?
+2,315People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?
+2,724It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?