Fake olive oil has been well known in Italy, and now it turns up in America.
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Put it in the fridge and see if it gets thick. The fake stuff doesn't.

Evolution. How can it be denied?

There is no need to deny it. It's science: the need is to prove it. All proof offered so far has been exposed as a hoax.

Evolution is a religion. Followers have bribed schools by endowing departments emphasizing evolutionary biology and students either pretend to believe or get their grades in some other subject. Next they have wangled control of grant money, so investigators either pretend to believe or find support from some other source.

Tourists who drink alcohol in Mexico croak. The government complains because tax has not been paid on the alcohol.

I can't find a date stamp for this story. The link to the State Department has no such warning since 2016. More info:
https://www.google.com/search?q...alcohol+Mexico

Anything by Stan Freberg.

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Yes, Queen Elizabeth was a truck tire mechanic. https://www.google.com/search?t...changing+tires

And Betty White was a nude model. (Google it yourself!)

There was an episode of "Leave I To Beaver" where they tried to keep a baby alligator in a toilet tank. The network forbade the use of a toilet, so the scene was reshot so you couldn't actually tell it was a toilet.

"All In The Family" was the first show to allow the sound of a toilet flushing on tv.

Now we have this:

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What if life's a dream and you dying is just you waking up from a dream?

You mean like we might have to go through all this crap all over again? Is that what you mean?

You are born; other people meet your needs. You grow up and then spend the rest of your life meeting other people's needs. Is this what life is about?

That is the Christian viewpoint, but of course there is always somebody who thinks they have a better idea. Funny how they only get their better ideas after somebody has taken care of their needs.

Animals are adorable. Please give a name or a pic of an animal you think is cute.
@Sukiesnow I want one of those. Who gave you a DownVote, SAZ?

It's an easy accident. I hit the wrong button all the time.

If someone cheated on you, would you give them a second chance?

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Fake olive oil has been well known in Italy, and now it turns up in America.

I had two different brands in my pantry. They both failed the test.

Never mind the healthy diet.What could you eat ten of?

Well, I just brought home two five pound boxes of frozen corn dogs and a fresh bottle of mustard.

Because I'm too lazy to make a second trip, that's why!

GOLFING JOKE...... While golfing, a grey-haired gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. A very attractive, young female golfer, who lived in a villa on the course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you OK?” "I’m OK, thanks," he replied, as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.She said, "Come on up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.” The old guy noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a verynice figure. "That’s really nice of you," he answered, "but I don’t think my wife would like it.” "Oh, come on now!" she insisted. She was so pretty and so very persuasive. He sighed...."Well, I guess it's OK," he finally agreed. After a couple of Scotch and sodas, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.” "Don’t be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?” He replied, "I'm guessing still under the cart."

HA HA HA HA PLOP!

(SmartAZ laughing his head off.)

Animals are adorable. Please give a name or a pic of an animal you think is cute.

Pomsky - Pomeranian daddy, husky mommy.

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